Perfect Strangers

Nostalgia

" It's time to wake up, Miss Jennie."

Wait, wait, wait!!

Hold on for one teeny beeny second!

"I don't remember honoring you with the graciousness of getting familiarized with my name. Secondly, you punny little mortal, that isn't even my name. How dare you disrespect a queen like me by taking some other girl's name while spending your time with me. Be happy that I find you an average else you would have been buried deep into the warmth of our beautiful mother earth *even though he's everything but near average he's a fooking son of Aphrodite. Who am I even kidding but I'm not gonna admit that in front of him* ," I spat angrily.

Suddenly, my vision started to get blurry
"What the hell is happening," I questioned to myself all confused. Bigger question "What is happening to the greek god in front of me."

Why is his smile fading?

Why can't I feel his trident against my body?

Why the fook is he fading?

Why the hell I'm still shaking?

Ok but holy jesus on scooter why am I feeling so comfortable, I don't remember wearing such comfortable piece of clothing to a classy place packed literally with all the best eye candies, hot, young hormonal XY chromosomes aka boys aka wankers. No offense I take my word back not Wankers!!

"That holy piece of doughnut disappeared. Where the fooking hell he just disappeared."

I vigorously started to rub my eyes maybe I getting visually impaired for the moment. That's why my elementary teacher used to say regular eye checkups are necessary. I should have listened to the wise words of that old lettuce. I promise god if you won't snatch away one of my most important senses, I'll visit that old lettuce and tell her sorry for chopping off her luscious looks in elementary even though I didn't do that on purpose, Okay okay maybe I did that on purpose ,but I don't deserve such a huge punishment for an incident that happened so long ago, that isn't even a sin though.Plus I was just fourteen at that time, that was such a tender age, at that time, people are usually not able to make right decisions, neither do they know what's wrong or right. No, excuse me, I knew what was wrong or right so it was 200% intentional, So now that I've admitted my mistake, please forgive me, please. But still, try having a decent conversation with her, you would have done what I did. I bet.I can bet my soul on this.

Jisoos, I haven't even lurked through the profiles of Mr Asia 2017, Mr World 2017 now god would you like to deprive me from getting such a pleasure. Well that sounded very wrong but you almighty, swagger know what I meant to say, amirite my dear bestfriend God?
I have a direct connection with you, right? We don't even have any network issues, right?
You can't do this to your girl?

Think how lonely will I get once I turn blind. I'm already a loner and you know that, Homie?
I won't be able to read best creation that has been ever done by humankind you know fanfiction, sorry sorry I meant bible, Bible!
I think you already don't know so let throw some light on a very important fact I'm not Helen Keller. If I turn blind I'd be useless bundle of 206 bones and little flesh or maybe more then little flesh but that's not thenpoint because you know when

Long ago, somewhere up in the heaven,Once upon a time a guy in long white robe was distributing a mushy thing also known as brain by our human race which apparently functions our body according to homo sapiens. Back to the point. So, this guy in the robe accidentally forgot to bless a tiny little girl with that thing called brain. Long story short,that guy is you and the girl is me. THANKS For This Wonderful Deed oh btw mark my sarcasm.