Me: *Clears throat* Wazzup?
Me: The sky.
Me: *Laughs* I'm so funny...
Nothingness: ...
Me: I really need someone to laugh at my puns...
Me: *Glances over at TV* And I know just who...
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Me: *Summons Ash, Serena, Drew, May, Dawn, Paul, Iris, Cilan, Clemont, Korrina, Gary and Misty using author powers*
Cilan: What is this place?
Me: Truth or dare in an abandoned bunker in the middle of nowhere because I, McDuck, is bored as hell!
Ash: Another one of these? Last time I ate my own vomit!
Clemont: In the middle of nowhere?
Serena: More time with Ash? Can't say no to that!
Me: All of my OTP's are here! So expect a lot of kissing!
Iris: Such a kid...
Me: I heard that!
Drew: What does OTP stand for?
Ash: Obligatory Truthful Pear of course!
Me: ...
May: Is there ramen?
Me: ...
xXKawaiiXx4489 : Help yourselves! He's giving you the silent treatment!!!
Gary: Run! Everyone, just run!
Kawaii: Yeah! Run for your life!
Misty: Already on my wa-
Misty: Wait a minute... who are you?
Kawaii: Do you believe in magic? *Flies away*
Everyone: ...
Paul: Hey! McDuck! Who was that pathetic person?
Me: zzzzzzzzzz... so call me maybe zzzzzzzzzz...
Everyone else: ...
Dawn: Did he just mumble the lyrics to call me maybe in his sleep?
Serena: Yeah, I believe so...
Me: Zzz... huh? Something's not right! *Counts all of them* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten... ten. Where's Clemont and Korrina?
Everyone: *Looks around*
Ash: Found them! But they're doing something! They are pressing their lips all over each other! Is that like a friendly gesture?
Me: No, that's called kissing!
Ash: Ohh, like kissanime or kisscartoon!
Everyone except Ash: *Face palms*
Me: Aaaaaaanywaaaaays! I have some dares for you!
May: Ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen...
Me: Fine! You'll get ramen! But you owe me like $100! I bought like 100 boxes of ramen or something! Each containing 12 packets! That's 1200 noodle soups for you!
Ash: Can't you just summon ramen?
Me: ... Couldn't you have said that before I bought them?
Ash: Nah!
Me: *Glares at Ash*
Me: Onto the dares!
Me: Dare one from me! All my OTP's shall kiss!
Everyone: Ehh, what? *All my OTP's kiss*
Serena: *Internally squeals* I just kissed Ash!
Me: Second dare! And I'm nice! Who do you not want in this story?
Serena: Miette.
Me: *Summons Miette*
Miette: Where am I? What is this pla- oooooh! Hi Ashy~
Ash: *Walks backwards* No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Miette: Come and kiss me Ashy!
Me: Nah fam! Git outta here Miette! *Transforms Miette into a mosquito*
Me: Who wants to squish a mosquito?
Serena: *Squishes Miette the mosquito* No more Miette for me!
Me: Ash! You deserve this chicken footlong for protesting against Miette!
Ash: Lucky me!
Me: Actually, let's make this interesting!
Me: *Magically puts a blindfold on both Ash and Serena* Eat the sandwich in front of you! And no, I'm not gonna put a penis there!
Serena and Ash: *Chews silently on the chicken sandwich*
Me: If you stop eating or you drop the sandwich, I will make you kiss! That's my last dare!
Everyone except me, Ash and Serena: That's cool and all, but why them?
Me: OTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena and Ash: *Kisses each other* Done! *Blushes and looks away*
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! *Runs around and shouts woop for some reason*
Cilan: While McDuck is having this bitter moment I'd like to say, write him some dares! And remember to include us too!
Dawn: See you!!!
