Me: AHHHH!
Ash: What happened?
Me: I-I d-don't w-wanna s-say i-it!
Iris: So it's a bad thing?
Me: Y-you'll h-have t-to g-give m-me t-truths a-and d-dares t-today!
Kawaii: Hooray! Party!
Me: P-p-please d-don't h-hurt me!
Kawaii: Oh, I won't hurt you!
Me: Thank goodness!
Kawaii: I will only torture you!
Me: Nope! I'm outta here!
Serena: Please! Stay! You do want Amourshipping don't you? *makes puppy dog eyes*
Me: Ugh! That's too cute to say no to!
Serena: Yay! Happy! :3
Ash: *Falls down on the floor because of the cuteness* Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Me: I DON'T CARE!
Me: Just start with the torture already!
Kawaii: Eat a raw potato!
Me: Easy! *Eats a raw potato*. Though it kinda tastes like flour.
Potato: NUUUUUU! I'm too young to die!!!!!
Potato: *Ded*
Me: That's what you get for killing my father!
Potato's ghost: No, McDuck! I AM YOUR FATHER!
Me: No, NO!
Time: 2 hours later. *Imagine the French accent from spoongebarble mcsquirrelpants*
Me: That was scary! Give me some truths!
Ash: Favorite Pokémon?
Me: Electivire!
Serena: Crush?
Me: I don't believe in my own love!
Kawaii: Favorite Anime?
Me: Your Lie in April!
Kawaii: Weeaboo?
Me: 100%
Dawn: Have you ever had a crush on a Pokégirl?
Me: I had a crush on Dawn like 7 years ago, and I had some kind of huge crush on Serena 3 years ago!
May: Favorite non-pokémon shipping you ship?
Me: I ship NaLu, Yuri x Victor, Kousei x Kaori {or as I call it: Symphonyshipping} and NaruHina? Is that how you say it?
Clemont: Favorite invention?
Me: Computer!!!!!!
Korrina: Favorite sport?
Me: Tennis!
Drew: Favorite song?
Me: All Time Low by Jon Bellion!
Gary: Memes?
Me: 100%
Misty: Favorite country?
Me: Sweden or Japan!
Mudkip: Do you liek Mudkipz?
Me: Yis!
Ash: Favorite food?
Me: Fish N' Chips!
Cilan: Catchiest song?
Me: You're Welcome from Moana! It's fucking stuck in my head!
Iris: Favorite pokémon type?
Me: Electric!
Kawaii: Kawaii?
Me: Kawaii :3
Arceus: Favorite legendary?
Me: Arceus!
Arceus: Kthx
Dr. Robotnik: Pingas?
Me: NO!
Cilan: Least favorite food?
Me: Grass!
Yuri: Why do you ship me and Victor?
Me: We're all a little bit gay! Plus, you kissed him! How can I not!
Ash: Least favorite pokémon?
Me: Aromatisse!
Paul: Can you die?
Me: Hell no!
Mario: Favorite Mario character?
Me: Luigi!
Mario: LUIGI! I'm coming for ya -beep-!
Me: No racist words!
Random stranger: Where do you live and how old are you?
Me: Why do you wanna know?
Random stranger: It's raping time!
Me: That's it! I'm outta here! *walks out the door and closes it*
Kawaii: Let's not do this ever again! See ya!
Dawn: Give him dares! Buh bye!
