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Capital lEtters in the middle of a sentence: Voice Cracks
Oblique text: A Truth or a Dare
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Me: Hello.
Ash: Another one of these?
Me: *Laughs like a psychopath* Yup.
Iris: Alright, that's not creepy at all! On to the dares already!
Me: Okay so first dare is from xXKawaiiXx4489 and her dare is: Make everyone switch clothes!
Cilan: What do you mean?
Me: OTP! OTP! OTP! OTP! OTP! OTP! OTP!
Misty: Ehh, does that mean I have to switch clothes with Gary Motherfucking Oak?
Me: Egoshipping for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary: I would LOVE to have Red's clothes *wiggles eyebrows*
Me: Just a little bit creepy!
May: Nasty! I'll have to wear the Broccoli's clothes!
Drew: Yeah! Wait... I'M NOT A BROCCOLI JANUARY!
May: My name is May you retard! *Slaps Drew*
Paul: May: 1 - Drew: 0
Drew: Shut up Paul!
Paul: Whatever, Cabbage
Me: Let's make this dare intEresting! You all have to show off your clothes on a catwalk!
Dawn: Oooooooooh! I get Paulie's clothes!
Paul: Really Troublesome...
Me: Shut up already! NOW! SWITCH CLOTHES! *Teleports them and switches Dawn's and Paul's clothes*
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Paul: Why do you have such uncomfortable clothes Troublesome?
Dawn: *Coos* Soft sweatpants!
Me: *Squeals like a mofo* KAAAAWWAAAAAIIIII!
Kawaii: *Blows up the door* Did somebody say my name?
Paul: Yay! It's Pathetic again! *Note the sarcasm*
Me: Don't talk bad about my friends! *Punches Paul*
Paul: *Wheezes*
Me: m8! u n0 d0 d4t! 1 w1ll 5l1c3 u 2 p13c3s!
Kawaii: I'm not wanted by Paul the Prune! I should just go!
Me: LMAO! Paul the Prune!
Kawaii: G'bye mah friend! *Cries in anime style*
Me: Bye... *Cries with her*
Kawaii: *Flies away* I believe I can fly!!!!!!
Paul: She's finally gone!
