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Me: Yesterday, I Asked You, give me your best roses are red poems. Here are your best answers.

Ash: roses are red. There's something called chips. Heard you like Hoenn. Do you also like mudkipz?

Drew: meme

May: I am gonna interpret Drew: *autistic screeching*

Drew: all around me are familiar faces.

Misty: how 'bout no?

Me: Ash just how much do you eat daily?

Ash: I go to McDonalds and order two number 9, a number 9 large, two number 6 with extra dip, two number 45, one number 7, one with cheese and a large soda, for breakfast.

Big Smoke: I WANT TWO NUMBER NINES A NUMBER NINE LARGE TWO NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP TWO NUMBER FORTYFIVES ONE NUMBER SEVEN ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA REEEEEEEEEEEE

Kiawe: that dude's on fire.

Lillie: ¿perdón? ¡El problema es el año!

Malon: ¿qué?

Me: please no Spanish

Lillie: k

Me: I really need help. I'm going bankrupt! Could someone fix the things I'm spending money on? Here they are:

Food: 0$

House: 0$

WiFi: 0$

Establishing communism: 3,540$.

Again please help.

Ash: Maybe spend a little less on establishing communism?

Me: no.

Lillie: *chuckles*

Kiawe: what are you laughing at?

Lillie: nothing

*in Lillie's mind*:

Me: hecking doggo does a doot

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Me: hecking doggo does a doot.

Hehehheh: HEHEHHEH

God: nah fam git that outta here.

Santa: here I am in the club, showing up my ho ho hoes.

Triggered female person: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: well this chapter was onixpected. Bet ya didn't see that one coming. I just thought wynaut and did it.

13 year old thot: *sends pic of ass*

Me: BEGONE THOT *kills her*

Drew: herpes

Badum tss: badum tss

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