Me: Yesterday, I Asked You, give me your best roses are red poems. Here are your best answers.
Ash: roses are red. There's something called chips. Heard you like Hoenn. Do you also like mudkipz?
Drew: meme
May: I am gonna interpret Drew: *autistic screeching*
Drew: all around me are familiar faces.
Misty: how 'bout no?
Me: Ash just how much do you eat daily?
Ash: I go to McDonalds and order two number 9, a number 9 large, two number 6 with extra dip, two number 45, one number 7, one with cheese and a large soda, for breakfast.
Big Smoke: I WANT TWO NUMBER NINES A NUMBER NINE LARGE TWO NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP TWO NUMBER FORTYFIVES ONE NUMBER SEVEN ONE WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE SODA REEEEEEEEEEEE
Kiawe: that dude's on fire.
Lillie: ¿perdón? ¡El problema es el año!
Malon: ¿qué?
Me: please no Spanish
Lillie: k
Me: I really need help. I'm going bankrupt! Could someone fix the things I'm spending money on? Here they are:
Food: 0$
House: 0$
WiFi: 0$
Establishing communism: 3,540$.
Again please help.
Ash: Maybe spend a little less on establishing communism?
Me: no.
Lillie: *chuckles*
Kiawe: what are you laughing at?
Lillie: nothing
*in Lillie's mind*:
Me: hecking doggo does a doot.Hehehheh: HEHEHHEH
God: nah fam git that outta here.
Santa: here I am in the club, showing up my ho ho hoes.
Triggered female person: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: well this chapter was onixpected. Bet ya didn't see that one coming. I just thought wynaut and did it.
13 year old thot: *sends pic of ass*
Me: BEGONE THOT *kills her*
Drew: herpes
Badum tss: badum tss