Brain Farts

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Me: Helo gais itz ya boy anåmali fråm sviden.

Ash: what up?

Me: idk and idc.

Drew: all around me are familiar faces. Worn out places, worn out faces.

May: no one cares fucking broccoli

Me: May that joke isn't funny anymore.

May: your face isn't good looking anymore.

Me: ...thanks I've noticed...

*que said air horn music*

Gary: I like Russian people

Me: same tbh...

Misty: do we have any dares for today?

Me: someone sent a lot of dares I just don't remember them...

Kawaii: senile

Me: Kawaii, why..?

Kawaii: Because I can, bitch! *flips hair*

Me: god I hate her so much just kidding.

Me: well since I don't remember the dares let's just have my friend Sam-

Sam: Hi

Me: -ask some questions.

Sam: Ash

Ash: hiya

Sam: eat shit

Ash: okay *nibbles on my skin*

Me: ahh fuck everything *holds gun up to head*

Sam: this one is from a random person on the internet to Eskil

Me: wot

Sam: to everyone that's suicidal. JUST FUCKING DO IT YOU FAGGOT! SHOOT YOURSELF NI-

Sam: ohh I'm not reading that.

Me: N-word machine broke

Sam: kill yourself

Me: cool cool!

Sam: Serena go and sit on a pinecone... without lube.

Serena: sure

Ash: *drools* fuck yes spank me daddy

Lillie: kiss me ash baby I love you please stick your hard cock inside me oh my fucking god YES!

Me: well...

Me: I am afraid

Mallow: ashgahdjfkskfntosjf

Kiawe: lol brain dead.

Me: SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A DICK, SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK, SUCK A DICK. SUCK A HUGE ASS DICK.

Cilan: exquisite

Iris: I love when people try to sing despacito but they don't know the lyrics

Ash: de-spa-cito aiama iama iama iama iama rico. Torka torka torka torka youngelito

Iris: stop it. Get some help

Paul: LOL THIS ONE BE AS SHORT AS MY DI-

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