Me: Almost done with another chapter of The Service Club.
Ash: I'm tired of acting like a dick all the time.
Me: Well, duck you too.
Me: Wait...
Me: Did I just say...
Me: *TRIGGERED*
*beep*
Me: I am so done with life!
Dawn: Why?
Me: Because of AVBFBSUEITOWBEJWJRJEOSNTJDKTBWJTN
Dawn: Who now?
*beep*
Me: *Eating an ice cream cone* fhis is a gwood dware.
*beep*
Kawaii: I like turtles.
Me: Oh no...
*beep*
May: I really really love cupcakes.
Gary: Do you also love getting diabetes?
Everyone else: OHHHHHHHHHHHH REKT!!!!!!!!!
*beep*
Me: *Yawns* I am sleepy.
Everyone else: OMG? The world is finally a bright place!
Me: Huh?
*beep*
Calem: I do co-ca-ine.
Me: *Slaps Calem's head* Bad doggo.
*beep*
Me: *Interrupts Misty's let's play*
Misty: Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!
Me: Cri
*beep*
Misty: *Smacks me with mallet*
Me: *Gets squished*
Linkin Park: Craaawling iin my skiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
*beep*
Me: Knock knock.
Reflection: Who's there?
Me: A mirror.
Still me: I am lonely.
*beep beep I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep*
Me: Nobody sees. Nobody knows.
John Cena: Are you sure about that?
Me: Oh.
*beep*
Ash: I love food.
Me: Hey, that's pretty interesting!
*beep*
Me: I am bored... maybe I should bring the gang here. *snaps fingers and the Pokémon Truth Or Dare Gang gets here.*
Ash: Oh hello there McDuck!
Me: hai
Gary: I support Hitler.
Me: *le deep gasp*
Misty: Where have you been?
Me: I was in a happy place, which means not here.
Ash: Welp, got any dares?
Me: Yup.
Me: First one:
I dare everyone to kiss the one next to them.
Me: No one... welp, I'm just gonna laugh at you.
*beeeeeeeeeeeep*
Hello! I hope you like that this thing is back in action. I need some dares. It's been 2 months btw. Anywho cya!
