"who the fuck is she?!"
"a coworker, look-"
"i thought you were gay? you told me you were gay."
"first, she's staying for the night because she had a breakup, second, i am gay, and third, why would it bother you if I weren't?"
dan crossed his arms, rolling his eyes.
"look, dan, it's just for this night. please? besides, i really need you to model for me tomorrow, and i know you want my famous pancakes tonight, right?"
dan suddenly perked up at the mention of his favorite human meal.
"okay, i thought so. now behave."
dan only smirked before floating up through the ceiling.
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dead to me ↠ phan ✔
Fanfiction"you know the grim reaper?" --- dead ded/ adjective 1. no longer alive. "a dead body" synonyms: passed on/away, expired, departed, gone, no more. --- When someone breaks into Phil's house claiming he's 'death' and asking to move in, things get more...