Falling upon Ninja

Llama Poop that Sings?

AN: I know this took a long time, and I’m really sorry >_< I don’t really have an excuse other than a lack of muse. All of you guys should thank AngelPii for giving me such great ideas!!

-Time Skip, 5 Minutes, Kelly’s POV-

I had just finished singing, and was bored again. There was really nothing to do when you’re in a stark white room with an IV in.

So I started to think about Orochimaru in only denim overalls and a straw hat, laughing stupidly as he hillbilly hand-fishes. Maybe that’s why he chose Sasuke. Maybe he thought Sasuke’s duck butt hair was a real duck.

Suddenly, I felt a slight whoosh of air and a tight grip on my forearm, which broke me out of my strange thoughts. Before I even had a chance to see if Orochimaru actually was hillbilly hand-fishing and that he mistook me for a fish, my vision blurred and nausea bubbled in my stomach.

When I gathered my bearings, I was kneeling on the ground in what I think is the Hokage’s Office.  A hand latched onto the back of the hospital gown I was wearing and pulled me roughly to my feet. I sputtered for a moment, seeing as the collar had choked me, but then looked up into the intimidating eyes of the hokage.

Oh Dayum, shit was ‘bout to go doooown.

The Hokage opened his mouth and let a flow of Japanese gibberish to flow into my ears.  I just stood there, not understanding a word he said. When he stopped talking, he looked at me expectantly.  I waited a few moments before answering.

“…..what?”

The hokages’ eyes narrowed, and I felt the atmosphere of the room tense. He said something to the ANBU that were still here, never letting his eyes leave mine.

‘Well fuck-sicle on a stick. I wish I could understand what the shit they’re saying.’

The suddenly, as if some llama in the sky decided to be kind and defecate his holy crap down upon me, something hard hit me in the head.

“AGH! My head!” I yelped, crouching over and grabbing the lump that was newly forming on the back of my head.  After a few moments of drowning in my pain, I composed myself and stood up as if nothing happened.

The hokage was no longer staring at me, now looking at a small, rectangular, and metallic object in his wrinkled hands. He shifted it about for a bit, then he held it up to the light. I gaped at what I saw. I

IT WAS MY IPOD. I NEEDTHAT.

Although I was freaking out in my mind, I just stood there, waiting to see what he would do.  He pulled at the earphones, examining the earbuds and pulling at the string. When the earphones came out of the iPod socket,  his eyebrows raised. The Hokage seemed to realize that the circular pad was a button, and pressed it hesitantly. Almost immediately, the song ‘Meltdown’ by Kagamine Rin blared out of the iPod nano, making me jump. Surprisingly, he stayed poised.

He pressed the button again and the song stopped, and, after slowly placing the iPod onto his desk, looked up at me. He slightly nodded his head at the iPod, as if he were asking me to explain. Which soon after, I realized, he was.

“IPod.” I said, not really knowing what else I could say. Hey, it’s not my fault that I don’t speak Japanese! I can barely speak English, for potatoes sake.

The hokage sighed and reached for the iPod again, pressing the button, and then pressing what I think was the ‘next song’ button thing. The song now turned to ‘Arigatou’, the song I had sang only a few minutes before.  The hokage stopped the song after one of the ANBU people said something. He nodded, and after a few minutes of conversation between them (which I endured by thinking of Naruto Abridged), I was grabbed again.

My BFFL nausea was back, as well as mah bud temporary blindness. We appeared back in the hospital in a puff, and I was hoisted up onto the bed and left alone.

………What just happened?

AN: Yeah, I’m not too good at this xD Thank you to AngelPii for the AMAZING idea!!!