Dude Looks Like A Lady

Chapter 4

TAs Yoongi made his way through the hallways to his next class, someone called out his name, and as he turned around to see who it was, his eyes locked with none other than Park Jimin's. The teen was walking over to Yoongi with a smile on his face.

"Yoonji, we have our next class together, isn't that cool?" He beamed at Yoongi, eyes forming little crescents.

Right as Jimin asked, Yoongi realized that right then would be a good time to ask about the gangs in town, as the hallways were full of chattering students and it would be harder to eavesdrop, so he did just that.
"People believe that both the leaders go to this school," Jimin answered hesitantly, eyes darting around to look for anyone who was listening in.

"Why?"

With fidgeting hands, Jimin explained, "Our school is the only neutral area other than Main Street. Neither gang does anything on campus, even though Sanguine is known for spray painting everything and anything. Rumor says that the reason why is 'cause the leaders are students here and don't want to get caught.

Really, Yoongi had known that the gang leaders were at least connected vaguely to the school, as the Boss wouldn't send him there if he hadn't been sure of it. Yoongi began to prod Jimin for some more information, trying to get a lead.

"Uhm, I really shouldn't be telling you this..." However, Jimin continued to speak when Yoongi started to pout, "Sanguine tends to hang around an underground club off Second Street, while Chained's meeting spot is at the old abandoned junkyard nearby Fairview Park. I'd stay away from both places, if I were you. Those gangs bring nothing but trouble wherever they go."

Yoongi was grateful to Jimin for giving him a good lead, and humored him in conversation until they reached their next class. When Namjoon, who was sitting at a desk towards the back, spotted Jimin and Yoongi entering the class together, grinned at the class president,pumping his fist in the air. Hoseok was also in this class, and sent a glare in Jimin's direction before looking back down to his book.

"Class President! FIghting!" When Namjoon yelled this, Jimin's cheeks started to flush, just as they had done earlier in the day.

As Yoongi sat down at one of the empty seats, Jimin slowly walked closer, angelic smile on his face as usual, "Can I sit next to you?"

"Come here," Yoongi replied,resisting the urge to smile at the precious teen.

Once the blonde had gotten close to Yoongi, the ravenet pointed behind him, "Just go straight past me."

A look of surprise flashed across Jimin's face momentary, as Yoongi seemed so kind earlier, only to sass him a few moments later. With an uneasy smile, Jimin slowly walked past Yoongi, as the ravenet smirked in amusement.

"Just go over there." Yoongi said nonchalantly, enjoying torturing the poor boy.

When Jimin had reached the back of the classroom, with a small chuckle, Yoongi gestured towards the seat next to him, "You follow orders so well. Come sit next to me, for real this time."

A few giggles rang around the classroom from their classmates as the red faced blonde quickly sat down next to Yoongi, pouting with puffy cheeks, "You're so mean, Yoonji."

"And you're easy to mess with," Yoongi said in a sing song voice, trying to smother the smile that was inching its way across his face.

Jimin giggled, small hand covering his mouth, and Yoongi realized that he really liked Jimin's laugh and smile, and as he was about to tease Jimin once again, he was distracted by the sound of a chair scraping against the floor.

"Hey, new student," The pretty brunet who sat next to Namjoon stood up and suavely walked over to Yoongi, "You...do you know who I am?"

The ravenet simply rose an eyebrow, giving the taller teen a coy look, "I'm not sure."

"'A Poor Scholar,' by Lee Heesung," Hoseok piped up, making several people laugh.

"'A Poor Scholar'?" The brunet was trying to calm himself down, but Yoongi could see his smile twitching.

Trying to annoy the brunet further , he said cheekily, "You're name is so different."

"It's not." he replied quickly, "I'm the high school idol, Kim Seokjin."

Yoongi had trouble responding, as all his effort was focusing on holding back a snicker at how ridiculous the teen was acting, and Seokjin kept going.

"Are you, by any chance, interested in me?" He asked, ever the gentleman, and from the corner of his eyes, Yoongi could see Namjoon narrow his eyes, and was struck with an idea.

"Nope, but I think Namjoon over there is~" Yoongi sang, snickering as the olive haired teen's cheeks quickly turned red.

With a confused expression, Seokjin looked at Namjoon, then at Yoongi, then back again, before quietly retreating and sitting back down in his seat. Hoseok and Jimin were both overcome with laughter, Jimin patting Yoongi's shoulder.

"That was golden!" He cried out, giggles taking over him yet again as he leaned against Yoongi.

Yoongi's expression quickly changed, ready to tease Jimin yet again, "Do I look like a pushover to you?"

The blonde's laughs died out, as he looked at Yoongi with wide eyes, worried that he had actually offended him, "Uhm, no?"

'This is all absurd," Yoongi grumbled, starting to pull his hair back into a ponytail.

Jimin blinked slowly, eyes trained on Yoongi, "Why? What's wrong?"

"What are you going to do?" Yoongi muttered, leaning back once he finished his ponytail.

The blonde was looking even more confused by the second, "What do you mean?"

"I have a gun in my bag," Yoongi deadpanned, wanting to mess with Jimin further.

"What do you mean?" Jimin laughed, thinking that Yoongi was just making a joke.

Digging his hand into his bag and letting Jimin see a flash of metal, "Now do I seem like a pushover?"

"Yoonji!" the blood drained from Jimin's face, "You can't bring things like that to school!"

Really, Yoongi did have a gun in his bag, all agents did, but he was only showing Jimin his water bottle, and sniggered as he took the water bottle out of his bag.

"Chill, I was messing with you. Did you really think I'd bring a gun to school?" Yoongi said teasingly, enjoying how Jimin's face heated up in embarrassment.

"I don't know! Maybe!" He argued, arms folded over his chest.

Soon, class started, and Yoongi started to come up with a plan, so that he could actually finish the mission he was sent there to do. However, his bizarre classmates would be an obstacle, especially Hoseok and Jimin, as both of them never failed to distract Yoongi from his mission. As the lesson continued, Yoongi couldn't help but wish that the gang leaders went to a different school, one that didn't have adorable, easy to get along with literature boys and gullible, cute class presidents.