WOO!! IT IS A PARTAY!! WHAT'S HAPPENIN, PEOPLES?!
...uh...
Hey there...uh, what was your name again?...
There a so freaking many of us that we don't know our names.
WHAZZATTTT?!?!¡ U DONUT KNOW OF THE GREAT FREAKERINA?!?!
Huh?...
Wait, are you supposed to be, like, our weird self? Or...something?
YES, BIATCHHHHH. DAZ WUZ SHE SED OHHHHHHH
Oh god.
Err...
BOI U AND UR JUDGEMENTAL CRAP JUST LET ME BE WHO I AM HOMIEEEE
Oh dear.
Why are you always so loud?
Even I'm not that loud. And I'm Three! F*cking THREE.
Haha, what?
Wait, no, I meant--Dammit it's my name!
But that's not our name...Our name is--
BISH WHATCHU DOINGGGGG WHY U BOUT TA TELL THE WORLD OUR 名前?!?!
No...Don't use any Japanese! They'll...they'll all think we're a weeb! Change it back!
CAN'T TAKE BACK WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY SAID BRUH
But...They'll...make fun of us...
HOMEBOI WE ALL MAD CRAZY AND WE KNOW IT. WE LOVE IT. CANT U SEE IT MANN??
But...they're gonna...
Hey! Don't be mean to Two!
Y-yeah! What One said! You're really weird, man.
...I'm guessing this one we got from Mom.
Can you not mention that bitch in front of my face?!
Three! Stop it! We love her so much, don't you dare call her that!
But--Wait, One, I meant--
Guys, calm down. I understand we all have different ways of seeing things. But please try to be nice to each other.
...
...
Good.
BRUH WERE LIKE HECKA MESSED UP. LMAO.
...Can't we refrain from thinking about it?
BOI U KNO AS WELL AS I DO THAT WE THINK BOUT IT 24/7. AINT A DAY GOES BY WE DONT THINK OF EM.
Dude. I'd appreciate it if you'd shut the fuck up right now.
Language!
Tch.
One is right, Three. And, we understand your point of view, erm...Q, but...I think we all can agree it bothers us and we'd rather not talk about it.
YOOOO Q BE A FINEASS NAME. THANKS HOMEBOI
Haha. No problem. I wish we all could get along better, now that I think about it.
That came up outta nowhere.
Well, yeah, but...argh. I dont't know. Should we just call it a night? It's always so late when we're together.
OOH, STEAMY HEHEHEH
...Ew...we're like one entity I don't get where you're coming from.
...
We should sleep now. Maybe I'll start working on that story tomorrow.
YOU ARE READING
Voices
Non-FictionThis is me. But that's also me. But, wait, that over there is me too. This is me, that is me, even all the way over there, see that one? That's me too. We make up an us, of which is me. Sorry. I guess I must be confusing you.
