Hi, welcome to the George Carlin Book Club, we've got books out the ass. Call now, call now!! Here are some of the titles you'll receive:
How to Remove Chewing Gum from Your Bush
How to Turn Your Front Lawn into a Cat House
How to Remove an Infected Sis from a Loved One
How to Make Two Small Hats out of a Brazier
How to Make a Brazier out of Two Small Hats
How to Have Really Nice Lymph Glands
How to Act Laid Back During a Grease Fire
How to Spot a Creep from Across the Street
How to Dance with a Swedish Person
How to Induce a Clergyman to Grab You by the Nuts
How to Milk a Dog While it's Sleeping
How to Get Through College Without Books
How to Make a Small Salad out of Your Work Pants
How to Lure a Weasel into a Cardboard Box
How to Filet a Panda
How to Get a Tan with a Blowtorch
How to Make an Oil Lamp Out of your Genitals
How to Style Your Hair with a Bullwhip
How to Convert an Old Leather Chair into Twelve Pairs of Shoes
How to Receive Multiple Orgasms with a Pair of Tweezers
How to Kill a Rat with a Paperclip
How to Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose
How to Spot Truly Vicious People in Church
How to Become a Total Fucking Greaseball
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The Best of George Carlin
HumorGeorge Carlin has had some funny moments, but what moments are his funniest? Man, the main words in this description are funny, funniest and moments, geez. Anyway, here is my opinion on what is my favourite George Carlin skits (by the way, if you do...
