Author J: uh-oh
Vamp; *growls* IT'S VAMPLIER!!!!
Vamp: V-A-M-P-L-I-E-R!!! VAMPLIER!!!!Darkstache: *snickers*
Jack: wait wha-? *winces in pain* ouch! Why the fook would ya do that, ya fooker!! *grabs cookies, walking off*
Dark: *chuckles devilish*
Wilford: I have not, so Dark doesn't get to slap someone else! *putting hands in sides*Dark: awh...too bad
Author J: so those were todays questions, now I wanna rage about something, okay? I've had a lot of compliments that I'm good at rp'ing, and I LOVE doing rp's, don't get me wrong, but I have the feeling that some people (i'm not gonna call any names) are only talking to me cause they get to be theirselves and I'm always the guys. You think that's fun for me? Na-ah! I'll get bored eventually and make up excuses to not talk.
Sometimes it's something likeThem; hey, I see that ur active, wanna rp?
I'm like, gurl what!?! (I KNOW ITS JUST RP BUT STILL)
Or when they sayThem: *pulls on a dress that looks beautiful on me*
Or
Them; *doing ____ , looking very sexy*
You're technically bragging....which I do NOT like
Or when I finally (after a whole adventure with almost all the 'Ipliers' involved, all 'played' by me) get to a good end of the rp, and I ask if they could be the guys and I get to be myself, they say no.
Gurl, you be glad I have a heart of gold!
SkylerWarner5 for example, I love rp'ing with her!! Cause she knows exactly what I like!! (You can take that in a dirty way cause it kind of is XD) when I rp with her, it's like
Skyler: Wilford: *saying stuff to Author J, making her blush*
Skyler: *talking to Dark, laughing*
Me: J; *blushing* *talking and doing some stuff*
Dark: *smirking seductively* *doing some stuff* *chuckling slightly*
THAT is how an rp should go!! And Sky and I mostly have like a theme! Currently we're in a demon school XD I know, it's awesome! That way we both have fun!
And don't even let me get started with people shipping themselves, because OH MY GAWD, that is just so S-
Wilford: let's stop it right here, alright, Author J?
Mark: yeah, I think that's a great idea
Darkstache; your point is clear
Baby; and since some people think I'm cute let me end this chapter in a nice way *clears throat* thank you for reading, and I hope you learned something out of this-
Author J: OHHH BTW IM ON WATTPAD FOR A YEAR NOW!! IVE BEEN WRITING STORIES FOR A YEAR THIS MONTH AND I HAVE 570 FOLLOWERS THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! HUGS FOR ALL MY BABIES!!!!
Jack; COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!
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