Author J:...I-I'm sorry, Ray must've said a lot of things, but she's not here...she's talking to me in my head, but I'm not going to listen to h-
Darkstache: is she talking about me~?
Wilford: Ray's gone, Darkstache, and if you don't shut up, I'll make this knife disappear in your asshole *glares*
Darkstache: *shivers*
Dark: *holds back snickers*
Author J:....
Wilford: what is Ray saying..? You can tell us..
Author J: she's saying that...*sighs* ....she said she'd like to see you try....
Darkstache: nice one, Ray
Wilford: *pulls out dagger, stabbing Darkstache in his side* no....
Darkstache: *raises finger to say something*
Wilford: *stabs again* no, *again* no, *again* no........*stabs again, chuckling* oh, you're starting to like it!!
Dark: *rolls eyes, pulling Darkstache with him, I'll get Doctor look at this!
Dr. I.Plier:.....*looks at the blood in Darkstache's shirt* *narrows eyes, nodding* *looks as if he's thinking really hard* ......Darkstache...?
Darkstache: hm? *looks at him*
Dr. I.Plier: *laying hand on his shoulder* I'm sorry....but you're dying...
Darkstache: bullshit!!!
Dr. I.Plier: Trust me, I'm a doctor, I know what's b-
Wilford: *pushes him away* Next question!!
Wilford: I know *smirks*
Mark: so that's why you wanted to go ti the next question...*crosses arms, shaking head* .....I'd do the same
Wilford: right?
Author J: Iiiii don't think that's a g-good idea...
Darkstache: brilliant idea!!
Wilford: no, no, no, no, no, n-
Mark: WILFORD STOP STABBING HIM!!!! You can't keep killing people!!!
Wilford: what? What's going on?
Mark: Author J....
Author J: I'm on it!! *grabs Wilford's arm, pulling him with her*
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