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Author J: everyone, I want you to meet the cutest thing in the world *gently picks him up* this is my little owl, Alexander ;

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Author J: everyone, I want you to meet the cutest thing in the world *gently picks him up* this is my little owl, Alexander ;

Author J: everyone, I want you to meet the cutest thing in the world *gently picks him up* this is my little owl, Alexander ;

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Wilford: Author J and I found him

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Wilford: Author J and I found him

Author J: and now we'll raise  him as our little baby!!

Author J: and now we'll raise  him as our little baby!!

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Pride: thanks, guuurll!

Author J: ohh stop it *smiles shyly*

Mark: playing drunk minecraft without me, 'cause I can't drink

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Mark: playing drunk minecraft without me, 'cause I can't drink...

Mark: playing drunk minecraft without me, 'cause I can't drink

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Mark: nnnnope, he's not here, you're good

Author J: you've got some icing *points at your head*

Mark: yeahhh, you might wanna take a shower

Dark: *snickers* I bet you were expecting Jack to run in and then what...? Lick you off? Pheh! Next question

? Lick you off? Pheh! Next question

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 (Left is Dark and Right is Wilford) Author J: I'm-

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(Left is Dark and Right is Wilford)
Author J: I'm-....I don't know...I'm confused....

Mark: me too...my brain can't handle this

Author J: they both look hot

Author J: they both look hot

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Host: right here

Mark: woah, woah, what?!

Dark: *rolls eyes* where did you get that bullshit story?

Author J: Unbelievable what fans make up these days

Mark: exactly

Dark: I didn't take Host's eyes

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