Mark: *gets on hands an knees* *lets his tongue hand out of his mouth* WOOF!! WOOF!!! *lays down like a dog, cuddling with Chica*
Wilford; *crosses arms* weird human....
Dark: *pulls off shirt* why am I taking orders from you!?
Author J: 'cause it's fun
Dark: *growls slightly* the word 'fun' is not in my dictionary *grabs a black marker, drawing a face on his stomach, making the belly button as a nose* happy now!?
Ice: already on it!! *woonwalks from the left side of the room to the right* look at me gooooo!!!!
Fire; *bends a little forward, lowering his body a little too* *screams like a monkey and runs on all fours through the room*
Author J: you morons! *laughs out loud*
Wilford: I already am, but you don't notice that!? *acts hurt*
Author J: no, you're not! Wait, i have something! *grabs blood-red lipstick*
Wilford: oh, hell no!
Author J; oh, hell yes!!!! C'mere!!!! *grabs his jaw and puts on lipstick*
Wilford: *rolls eyes, groaning annoyed*
Author J; there you go!! You look so pretty!!!
Wilford: as always, my dear *chuckles cocky*
Vamplier: *grins seductive* no problem *snaps fingers, making himself stand in his black boxers*
Author J: noo!! I'm not the queen if the squirrels or something!!! *grins* or am I? *grabs the peanut butter*
Babyplier: let me do the peanut butter, I invented that one *chuckles, smearing the peanut butter on author J's face*
Author J: *grabs jelly, smearing it on her face*
Wilford: *grins* can I, by any chance, lick it off?
Author J; no! You have lipstick on!!
Google: *buzzes slightly* dance mode activated *starts dancing like a robot, AKA himself*
Dark: *still shirtless* JACK IS NOT HERE!!!!!!!
Jack: *is on hands and knees* meow
Dark; *growls* GOODDAMNIT!!!!!
Anti; *grabs a marker* what kind of word??
Dark; *yanks the marker from his hand* i got this, bro!! *writes the word dick with a heart behind it and draws a small dick on Anti's cheek* there!!
Author J; *laughs* PERFECT, DARK!!!! *claps*
Dark; *bows* thank you, miss!!! Thank you!!!
Anti: *looks in mirror* I fookin' hate you, ya basterd!
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