Author J: happy birthday to me!!! Happy birthday to me!!!! Happy birthday, dear Jay!! Happy birthday tooo meeee!!!! *claps*
Mark: she's way too happy
Wilford; leave her be
Anti: huh? I thought it was MY birthday!
Author J: ....whut?
Author J: NO!!! NO!!! Today is MY bįrthdãy!! Nøt yøūrs! *grits teeth, glaring at Anti*
Anti: alllllright, I'll just...*teleports away*
Mark: ehmm...author J?
Author J: Whāt? Į'm økäy *smirks*
Dark: wait what!?! Why me!? What is this!? The whole time! Author J and me barely even talk!
Darkstache: author J and ME on the other hand~
Wilford: *pushes index finger on Darkstache's lips* no....sh...none of that
Author J: thank you!!!
Author J: Thank you!!! Thank you!!
Author J: thank you so much everyone!!!!Wilford; no!!! Who cam up with that idea!?! I look perfect with the Warfstache!
Author J: *growls* įt's ã W̥͍̱̬̻ͭ̂a̡̨̲̫͙͉̝͈̻̓ͮͤͥ͒̇̾r̡̗̫̫̱͔̖̪̾̓̾͆̾́ͅf̴̵͉ͦs̢̻̦̗͔̆̉ͨ͌ẗ̙͚̰̠̦͉̻̃̈́̾̆͛̎̑̀ͅả̰̫͆̂ͥ̏ͧ͝c̴̷̭̳̫͒͒ͦḩ̜̻̬̲̳̱̩͛̇̅̒͢͡e̢͇͚̮͎̝̯̼̹͛͒̔͆͟ gøddãmnįt!! *balls fists*
Wilford: ......THE WARFSTACHE WILL NOT BE SHAVED!!
Mark: guys!! If you want Wilford without his Warfstache...look at me!
Baby: yeah!! *crosses arms, smiling proud* *whispers* that was my idea!
Author J: exactly....*giggles* hi, F̪̲̭̗̯̙͈̜͂̑̿̇̅̏͌ͤ͢͠ȑ̥̜̂ͤ̓͊̚͠i͗̔̆̊̀ͮ͌͐͋͏̳̳͕̻̗͘e͓̞̖̫͈ͮͨ͞n̸͍̙̖̰̳ͭͯ̇ͨ̉͛̋̚d̴̺̞̟͎͎̦̪̈́ͫͮ̎͌́̋Wilford: alright, what the bloody hell is going on?! How are we supposed to celebrate her birthday if she keeps acting like a-....
Darkstache:.....
Everyone: .....*waiting*Author J: c'mon, say it.....I̊ͬͬ͏͎̫̠f̪̺ͣͯ̐͋ ̨̧̗̼̗ͪy̡̺̜͖̥̼̏͋͋͜͡o͙̐͂̈́́̿̔ȗ̷̧̥͈̤̎̅ͯ͘ ̸̳̫͚̬͈͌ͪ̚͟D̶̠͎̣͗͌͊̂Ā̴̮͈͔̙̖͕ͬ͞Ř̬̘͉̦̟̂̆̑͒̾́ͯ̾Eͯ͛͏̷̗̺̜̝̯̠̩͝
Wilford: I'd rather not, thank you....
Darkstache; This makes her so much more interesting~
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