"kanye... i-i-i didn't think you would cum" i stutter out. i'm completely blown away. i invited him but he's more popular than me (which is really hard to beat because i'm like super poplar). i didn't think he'd be interested in a ogre like me. kanye looks me in the eyes and i feel like i've been electrocutted. it feels like there are bees are buzzing and stinging in my stomach. kanye is so beautiful. his skin is dark and moist with slight oniony scented sweat from the humidity of my swamp. he looks so shrexy in the light of the sunset.
the sky is becoming darker and darker by the minute and we are alone. i tell myself that we are only frens... (probably not even that) but i want to kiss kanye so bad. or go further... i've never had shrex before... but i really want kanye to be my first.
"let me help you up shrek" kanye finally says, extendsing a large, sweaty hand and i hesitate before gripping it with my large, sweaty ogre hand. my body shivers with pleasure at the feel of his dark, moist skin. i let him pull me up, fighting the blush creeping on my face.
"there you go pal" kanye smiles at me with his big man teeth and i look down at his sweet pure gold Yeezys. i look down kind of disappointed because he called me pal..... i sigh then smile and look up at kanye agin. he's such a beautiful humen. i love kanye.
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shrek's birthday surprise
Fanfictionshrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
