it was finally time for the football game. our team succs ass so i don't really watch it. i don't care about sports. that's gay.
me and kanye texted before hand, hopping to meet up. i think he actually might like me. i do my hair and pick out a pretty outfit and head out. i'm so happy. this is almost like a date for me and kanye! i cant believe it.
i arrive at the Swampville High stadium and texted Kanye 'i'm here.' he doesn't respond. i decide to walk around and look for him. on the way i bought some cheesy fries. maybe he's already here. yeah. maybe.
5 minutes pass, 10, 15, 30. no sign of kanye and no text either. i decide to sit down alone and sulk with my cold cheesy fries. maybe he ditched me. he doesn't like me. i'm crazy.
after some time of sitting, i notice a big Rock walk up to me. literally Dwayne the fucking Rock Johnson walked up to me. could you imagine? of all people. with a shy look on his face he stutters "y-you bumped into me in the hall today... i wanted to say sorry for being in the way. were you okay?" he looks at me then looks at the ground. wow. i'm talking to a big ass Rock.
"yeah. i was sad but then i was okay. thanks for asking broski." i smiled at him and offered him to sit next to me. we chat for a bit then Kanye finally arrives.
he sees me with the Rock. he gets a flash of anger in his eyeballs. he runs towards us and swings a big fist towards the Rocks shiny bald head but he dodges it quickly, throwing a punch of his own. no way is Kanye going to best the Rock st a fite! he's going to be crushed! oh no!
i get up and squeal as kanye hits the floor with a thud.
wow. is this what bella from twilight felt like???
(thank you GracieBK for the inspiration of this chapter.... 😂 i finally wrote it. team_maxie_004_ happy????)
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shrek's birthday surprise
Fanfictionshrek has an awesome birthday party! until his friends ruin it by ditching him and making out in his outhouse. but when shrek is ready to give up on the best birthday ever, he gets a special surprise ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
