April 5th
Quote of the day: "The human race had only one really effective weapon and that is laughter." -Mark Twain
"A Visit To The Doctor"
A couple, aged 65 and 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked them, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked confused but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he charged them $20.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Please explain, just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man responded, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married, and we can't go to her house. I am married, and we can't go to my house. The Sheraton Hotel charges $52.00 and The Hilton Hotel charges $37.00. We do it here for $20.00, and I get $18.00 back from the insurance company for a visit to the doctor's office.
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Counting To 50 In LOL's
HumorSo it's exactly 50 days until I graduate and hit the "real world." So from today (April 1st) till I graduate my mission is to make you smile. Each day you'll see a new joke or funny story to start your day out right, with a laugh. So take a look ins...
