April 9th
Quote of the day: "What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul" -Yiddish Proverb
Today, Johnny went to school like every other day. Johnny was always up to no good. He would play mean pranks on the teacher and pull Peggy Sue's hair and such like this.
As the teacher stood at the chalk board and taught, Johnny raised his hand, making noises to get her to notice him. Stopping mid-sentence she called on him, pointing her long boney finger his way. Squirming in his seat, Johnny mummble "May I please go to the bathroom?"
The teacher, seeing that he had stopped her lesson decided to give Johnny a test before he could go. "Johhny," she started, "if you can say your alphabet I shall let you go to the restroom."
Now, Johnny was a smart kid even though he rarely showed it. Taking a deep breath, Johnny began "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O....Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,and Z" He finished.
The teacher looked at him a little funny "Johnny, where is your P?"
Johnny responded "Running down my leg."
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