April 24th
Quote of the day: "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine" -Lord Byron
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday
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Counting To 50 In LOL's
HumorSo it's exactly 50 days until I graduate and hit the "real world." So from today (April 1st) till I graduate my mission is to make you smile. Each day you'll see a new joke or funny story to start your day out right, with a laugh. So take a look ins...
