Fight me Helen
Pull yourself together, it's obvious that no one ate your fun pizza because I know from experience that no kid wants fruit at a birthday party. Next time, order a normal pizza so I won't have to do it for you.
Calm down before you say something racist Helen.
Vaccinate your kids Linda.
Not even kids in Africa would eat your lemon squares Linda
This mug is full of glitter. Have the kid tone down on the glitter
You best better not be talking **** about my son.
Summary: PTA? You mean Parents To Avoid.
So who the hell is he fathering?
