Dirty Jokes/Pick Up Lines

School power is out

What the actual fuck is going on with Iowa.

A huge storm causes the power to go out.

Now when you think its ALL good and the power/WiFi is fine. HA NAH FUCK YOU, BITCH YOU THOUGHT.

So I'm currently in school as of rn doing nothing became the whole school power is out INCLUDING some of the neighborhoods.

Istg if I get home and the power is out ESPECIALLY the WiFi, I will go ape shit crazy.

Even the hospital here has no power.

Low key just gonna run away and go to a place were they have there shit together.

UPDATE: We got to go home at 3 instead if 4 so its chill now, at least I didn't have to go to PE.