Song of the chapter~ Like a G6 by Far East Movement
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I awoke to the sound of Harry and Niall screaming downstairs. I looked at my alarm clock.
2:00 in the freaking morning! What the hell! This is what I get for allowing Niall to sleep over.
I rush downstairs.
"Boys! What is the problem!" I screeched.
"There's a ginormous spider!" They screamed.
I peer around the couch and see I spider bigger than my hoove.
"Holy shit! I must've accidentally brought that back from Ancient Egypt!" I yelled.
"How'd you get there?" Harry asked.
"My- uh- time machine. You know. Sciencccceeee... stuff. You wouldn't understand." I say, lying.
"Oh. Right." Harry said before screeching again when the spider moves.
I run into the kitchen, grab the milk jug from the fridge, and race back to the living room.
"Outta the way!" I holler before slamming the milk jug on the ground, missing the spider.
I repeatedly smack the milk jug against the ground, trying to get the spider but instead sending milk flying everywhere.
Eventually, I stop. I set the milk on the ground before sitting on the floor, panting.
It was silent. The boys stood there in shock. The spider laid dead on the floor.
"Sugar, I- I didn't know you had such a violent side to you." Harry stuttered.
"Please. My parents used to send me in the alley that was our backyard to kill the rattlesnakes and rats that crawled into the pipes." I huffed before standing up and walking back upstairs to get some well needed sleep.
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"Hey Sugar?" Harry asked as we ate breakfast the next morning.
"Huh?" I replied.
"We should go to a club with our friends. We haven't had that much fun in a while." Harry stated.
"Sounds fun. I'll call and make plans." I said.
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I dialed Dubbie number from the telephone in my living room.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Hey! It's Sugar!" I said.
"Hey Sugar! What's up?" She said.
"Oh nothing. Harry and I were just wondering if you and Niall would want to come to a club with us?" I said.
"Sure thing! Um, we're free tomorrow!" Dubbie stated.
"Sounds good! I'll call Krys." I said.
"Ok. Bye!" She said before ending the call.
After I had called Krys and spent an hour on the phone with her, trying to convince her not to bring George, she finally agreed.
We met at a club on the South side of town, by Dubbie's house, called Kiki.
We drank beer and shots and did pot until the song Like a G6 started to play.
"I luuuuvvv this sooonngg!" I yelled, drunk.
"Me too! Krys! Sugar! Let's go dance!" Dubbie shouted over the music.
We went into the dance floor.
Poppin bottles in the ice
Like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right
Gettin slizzard
Sippin slizzirp
From my ride
Like three six
Now I'm feeling so flight
Like a G6
(Sorry if I got the lyrics wrong!)
We danced practically all night until we heard a scream ring through the crowd.
We turn and see Harry and Niall attacking the bartender. They grabbed him by his shirt and dragged him over the bar counter.
"Harry! Niall! What are you doing!" Dubbie, Krys, and I screeched.
"This man caused World War 1!" Harry slurred.
"Yeah! He's gotta be sto-" Niall began before slowly stumbling into people. "He's gotta be... stopped." He said as he fell face flat on the floor.
I turned to see where Harry was.
Screams rang out once again.
I turn again to see Harry stabbing the bartender with a fork and jamming his hoove in his face numerous times.
I run up and grab Harry by the arm, pulling him towards the exit.
"We're going!" I yell to Krys and Dubbie. "Get Niall!"
They run to him, Krys carrying him by his back legs and Dubbie by his front legs.
When we got out of the bar and started walking to Dubbie's house, it wasn't too long before Krys said,
"Wait. Niall's Irish. He literally can drink as much as he wants without getting drunk."
"He must've drank over 700 bottles of beer." Dubbie said.
"756 to be exact." Harry slurred once again.
Once we got to Dubbie's house, and managed to lay him on the couch, Jrys and I said our goodbyes to Dubbie before heading home.
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I pushed Harry onto the couch. He fell asleep right away. I pulled a blanket over him. Also, I left a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water for his hangover in the morning.
I dragged myself tiredly upstairs before slumping on my quite comfortable bed.
I'll just have to nag Harry in the morning. Even though he'll already have a headache. ;)
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Haha! Love this one! I'll probably update tomorrow or the day after. I feel like I haven't updated in awhile! So, yeah. I still have to come up with the next though. Maybe I'll update tomorrow and have it be a Valentines Day special! :) I guess we'll have to see... :) :D <3
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Friendship is a Freaking Messed Up Thing~ Sugar
FanficBased on the show My Little Pony, 6 friends go on a lot of messed up adventures all in their hometown, Ponyville. Narrated me, Sugar Dough.