"Well what do we do now?" said Johnny. "Dude, I just realized something." "Is it that we forgot about food and have no where to sleep." said Johnny. "I was going to say we forgot to tell Mom and Dad where we were but we forgot that to." said Limbo. "Shhhh, you here that Limbo." "It sounds like hungry customers coming from that cave." said Limbo. "We should go ask if he wants some chocolate." So if you haven't got the hint yet, Limbo and Johnny are about to go sell some "chocolate" to the "man" in the cave. "There he is." said Limbo. "Johnny, go ask him if he wants some chocolates." "Okay." said Johnny. Johnny walks over to wake up the "man". "Excuse me sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?" "RAWWWR" said the "man". Johnny and Limbo ran out of the cave as fast as they could! "He could have just said he was lactose intolerant!" said Johnny. "Bro look there's a R.V." said Limbo. "Lets go ask if they want some chocolate." Limbo and Johnny walk up to the house and knock. Two Jamaican brothers open the door. "What's up, man?" said the first brother. "Hello there, I'm Limbo and this is my brother Johnny and we wanted to know if you would like to by some chocolate?" "We don't want to by your chocolate man, but we will help you sell it." said the second brother. "Cool bro, thanks." said Johnny. "Is there any chance we can hang here for tonight?" "Yeah man, come on in." So our heroes hang out with the Jamaican brothers. "By the way, what are your names?" Limbo asked. "I'm Reggie." said the first brother. "And I'm Phillip." said the second brother. So now our heroes, along with Jamaican brothers Reggie and Phillip, are on a quest to sell some chocolate. But while they're celebrating, evil activity is lurking not to far behind them. "I want revenge on those two did to my grandpa. You with me?" Marcus asked the "man" (which if you didn't know, the man is a bear). "RAWWWR" said the bear. So now Marcus and the bear have formed a legion of doom for our heroes! What evil has been unleashed? The world has never known up until now.......
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Limbo And Johnny: A Tale Of Chocolate
HumorTwo dummies named Limbo and Johnny go out into the world to sell some chocolate, that's it.