Limbo And Johnny: A Tale Of Chocolate

THE DUMB ADVENTURE............down the street

The dumb brothers are in the middle of figuring out where to go first. "Dude, we should like head down to Mr.Tinkle's house." said Johnny. "Bro..........YOU ARE A GENIUS!" "Mr.Tinkle loves chocolate!" said Limbo proudly. So the dummies head over to Mr.Tinkle's house. "Why hello there." said Mr.Tinkle. "What brings you to my house." "Hey Mr.Tinkle, me and my brother Johnny wanted to know if you wanted to buy some of our chocolate." said Limbo. "Yeah gramps, we got the good stuff!" said Johnny. "It's called Play-Doe X-TREME!" "Ooh, I hear that's what all the cool kids are doing." said Mr.Tinkle. "Just let me get my grandson down here so he can pay." "MARIO.....GET DOWN DOWN HERE." Mr.Tinkle's grandson comes down. "My name is Marcus, grandpa." said Marcus. "MARIO, STOP TALKING AND BUY THIS CHOCOLATE!" said Mr.Tinkle. "Yeah fool, we all got things to do!" said Johnny. "But grandpa, this chocolate says Play-Doe on it." said Marcus. "Play-Doe X-TREME!" Johnny corrects. "Here, since I'm a generous guy, we'll give you a free sample." said Limbo. "Your such a gentleman." said Mr.Tinkle. "I wish Mario would stop looking for a boyfriend and act more like you." But grandpa I'm a boy." said Marcus. "I know you are Mario." said Mr.Tinkle. "Now open the chocolate." Mr.Tinkle took a bite of the "chocolate". "Hmm, has a minty KOLK GULK CULF" said Mr.Tinkle. "Gasp......are chocolate is so good it stopped his heart!" said Limbo. " WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDPA!" said Mario I mean....Marcus. "Mario......get down here." said Mr.Tinkle. "What is it grandpa." Marcus said sobbing. "Don't.......forget..........to....pay.....BLAH." said Mr.Tinkle. "NOOOOO" said Marcus. "Uh... we wouldn't want to wake Mr.Tinkle up so we're gonna go." said Limbo. " Yeah....see ya later." said Johnny. So to make a long story short our heroes look for another destination to sell some chocolate. "I will avenge you grandfather." said Marcus vengefully.