Limbo And Johnny: A Tale Of Chocolate

Road van time (adventure in the R.V)

       Early in the morning, our heroes (now with Reggie and Phillip) are getting ready to go sell some chocolate. "Well, we better start walking if we wanna sell some chocolate today." said Limbo. "Whoa man, who said anything about walking?" asked Phillip. "How else are we going to sell chocolate?" Limbo asked. "Limbo, we're inside a R.V right now." said Johnny. "And you wanna know what that means?" "ROAD VAN TIME" shouts Reggie. "Is that even what R.V stands for?" Limbo asked. "Who cares" said Reggie. "We just now wasted ninety-two words in this chapter explaining this." said Reggie. "So are we gonna go or not?" So now are heroes are on there way to sell some chocolate in the R.V. "Do you even know where you're going?" Johnny asked. "Nope" said Phillip. "I've just been following the road man." "Hey I think I see a truck stop up here." said Reggie. "PERFECT" said Limbo. "That's where we can sell some chocolate." So Phillip parks in front of the truck stop, and walk inside. "Look" said Johnny. "A whole gang of truckers." "I suggest you try to avoid that gang man." Reggie said. "Trucker gangs are like biker gangs, but with trucks man." "Reggie, they're truckers. How bad can they be?" asked Limbo. Limbo walks up to the trucker gang. "Excuse me sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?" "Do you hear this guy, Jim?" said the first trucker. "I sure did." said Jim the second trucker. Did you here him Timmy?" "I sure did. This dummy just came up to us and said "Excuse me sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?" now ain't that funny?" "Are you gonna buy some chocolate or not?" Johnny said. "Haha you know what, since you made me laugh I'll have Jim and Timmy buy some of your chocolates." said Mike, the first trucker. Limbo gives Jim and Timmy some "chocolate". "Hmm... has a nice minty KOLK GULK COLVC" said Jim and Timmy. "Hmm, same reaction Mr.Tinkle had." Limbo said. "Uh.....they don't look so good." Phillip said. "Don't worry this always happens." Johnny said. "WHAT IN THE BLAZING HEAT DID YOU DO TOO THEM!" Mike said. "Yeah...we don't want to wake them up so we're just going to go." Johnny said. So the idiots get back to the R.V. "Those guys didn't look so good back there." Reggie said. "Don't worry Reggie, they'll be fine." Limbo said. "In the mean time, we should celebrate another sale." So now our heroes celebrate in the R.V. But while they're celebrating, a very evil man and his bear show up at the truck stop. "So...we've heard that some very retarded chocolate salesman ruined your life." Marcus said. "Well they ruined my gangs life more than my own but I still want revenge." Mike said. "Rawr" said bear. "So do we have a deal, Michael." Marcus asked. "Call me Michael again and I'll snap your neck, but we got a deal." And just like that, the axis of evil get a new member on their side.