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"Wow...what the hell is going on?". Alan said wide eyed as he stared at the casket, flowers and candles.
"Dad is faking his funeral so he wont get jumped for money". Victoria said bluntly. "Ah its nothing. Ok so where are the drugs". There dad said and sat in front of the casket.
Ren rolled her eyes and sighed. "You already got some, you don't wanna over dose." She mumbled and checked her phone. Alan walked over to Jacob and raised a brow. "Remind me to never leave to a hotel again". The ginger mumbled and sighed. Jacob laughed and shook his head.
"Shit! Shit! Ok there gonna be here any minute!". Ren yelled and fixed her black dress. "The drugs didn't even kick in yet! Giv-". There father was cut off by a bang on the door.
"Hey dad? Look". Phillip mumbled. But before his dad could look he punched him straight in the face knocking him out cold.
"LIP!". (short for phillip) Alan sighed. Austin laughed and Phillip shrugged. "Jose get the door". Alan said in a hushed voice as he helped get there dad into the casket. They stood by the casket and pretended to cry.
In stepped two creepy looking guys. They looked around awkwardly and one cleared there voice. "Um. Sorry for your lost". The other walked to the casket and grapped there dad. "I know your alive Frank!". He screamed and slapped him. "Open your eyes damnit!". They other guy grabbed his friend and hit him.
"Chill! His dead!". He yelled. Everyone stared at them with a weirded out expression trying to keep a sad look at the same time.
"Um, how did he die?". One of them mumbled. "Suicide". Phillip mumbled and looked away. They guy nodded and took his phone out and pulled it to his ear. "Hello? Yeah. Frank is dead". While he was talking to his boss, Jacob pointed to Jose to go outside.
Jose ran out the door in a hurry, a bowling ball in hand. "The boss said he gotta wait till his buried." One spoke with his Ny accent. "Buried??!". Victoria squealed. "You weren't even invited!". The man shrugged and sighed. "Bosses rules".
There was a loud smash and a car alarm went off. "Shit thats ours". The two man ran out quickly to there car. Alan panicked and looked at Phillip.
"Do we still have all that meat we stole?". He qustioned. Lip nodded and ran to the back. "Ren can you distract them please??". Alan bit his lip as he pleaded. She smirked and nodded, unbuttoning her shirt slightly, letting her tits hang out as she walked to the front.
They all grabbed the left over meat they cut (if you watch shameless u will understand) and put it inside. Jacob took his dad out of the casket and they put in the meat. They all high fived each other and sighed.
Austin chuckled and wrapped his arm around Alan's shoulder. "You guys are insane". He laughed and kissed the ginger's cheek. Alan giggled and shook his head.
****** Time skip******
Everybody was at the bar, drinking in fake misery. "Hello? I would like to say something. Frank was the best guy i'v ever known. His caring, wise, and funny. I know he will do good with the lord and savior, Jesus Christ. And i just wish the best luck for my mans...amen". Kevin, Ren's boyfriend said. Everybody said 'amen' and drank there shots.
The two creepy guys left and everybody sighed in relief. Frank came stumbling out from behind the bar holding a vodka bottle. "2nd ROUND IS ON ME!". He yelled and everyone cheered.
Shot by shots, sip by sip and everyone was drunk. Ren and Kevin grinding on each other, Frank arguing about how the bible is not real, and everyone making out and drinking.
But Alan on the other hand was in the mens room stall with Austin. The brunette had the ginger pinned up to the wall, kissing intensely and yanking down each others pants. Alan got on his knees and unbuttoned Austin's jeans. "Somones gonna come in". Austin said with a smirk.
"Marry fucking christmas to them". The ginger mumbled before taking the brunette's cock into his mouth. Austin let out a groan and bucked his hips slightly as Alan bobbed his head quickly. "Fuck, your so good". Austin growled as he gripped Alan's hair.
Alan moaned around him and stroked his bottom half quickly. "Stop before I cum". Austin mumbled and bit his lip. Alan pulled away with a pop and stared up at Austin with dark innocent eyes.
"Ah fuck baby". The brunette pulled up alan and slammed him against the stall. He yanked off his pants and boxers quickly. "Open your mouth kitten". He mumbled darkly.
Alan did as told and soon Austin had his fingers in Alan's mouth. The ginger moaned softly and sucked roughly on his fingers. Austin bit his lip and took his fingers out after a while. He spread Alan's legs and slid two fingers into him
The younger boy let out a loud whine and bucked his hips against the brunette's finger. "A-Austin..". They were breathing heavily and moaning each others names softly as the atmosphere got more intense.
"Fuck me already". Alan moaned out. Then suddenly the brunette was slamming in and out of the ginger quickly making the stall rattle loudly. Alan's moans filling the bathroom along with the slapping of skin.
"Oh fuck!". Alan whined and scratched down the brunette's back. Austin moaned and pounded into him harder. "Yeah baby". He growled. Alan let out a loud cry and curled his toes in pure bliss.
"Give it to me! F-fuck im gonna cuuummm!!". Alan squealed out as Austin let out a sexy moan.
But before they can release the stall door suddenly opened and there stood Phillip. Alan opened his eyes and cursed loudly. "LIP! GET OUT!". Austin quickly pulled up his pants and kicked the stall door close. Phillip laughed hard and ran out of the bathroom.
"So mature for a 17 year old". Austin laughed and tossed his head back. Alan laughed. "This isn't funny!!". He pushed the brunette.
"Lets finish at home". Austin winked and bit his lip.
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CHEESE AND RICE IK THIS WAS RANDOM AND WEIRD BUT Y'ALL I NEED SUGGESTIONS HELLOOO COMMENT A CASHBY SMUT U WANT ME TO DO. BYE U BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS 💙💙😍💜
