Worst experience of my life by far.
The cars in Russia are unforgiving and cruel and go, like, a million miles per hour!!!
I wanted to cry, literally.
Well, 4 more miles and I reach the hotel, so like, my nightmare's beginning will come to an end.
Did that even make any sense, my God...
So, okay, let me explain. My nightmare's just beginning but the beginning part is ending... So that means there's like a middle part and a semi-end and a three-quarters end... But that wouldn't make any sense.. No actually it would, cuz my nightmare's still gonna go on and so there will be no beginning or end. It's just gonna be infinity and my suffering's gonna suck and I'm gonna have to keep driving and ranting and life truly is a skinny bitch in red heels and-
"-HEY!"
Something bumped into my mini-coop.
What the hell was that, an animal? Like a deer? Haha aww that's horrible. Why am I laughing?! I am such a horrible person... How about I run over it one more time to end its misery-
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!????HELP ME!!!!! STUPID ASS!!!"
It was a human!!!
My heart spun a 360 times 360 to the power of 360 times 360 million.... All in scientif notation GOOD GOD I'M A DORK!!! I need to be helping a dying man/lady/man-lady!!!!!
"OH MY... HOLY SHIT!!!!!!" I ran out of my car and nearly dropped on all fours next to the bumpers.
There was a man there. He looked like he was about in his late 20s or early 30s.
He had brown hair pulled back behind a red bandana, a goatee, and a horrendous mole on his neck.
"Oh my God sir!!" I cried. "Oh my God, let me call the ambulance or something!!! Let me, like, help you up!!!!"
He moaned in pain and grabbed his arm. His eyes were shut tight.
"I can't see!" He cried out in pain.
"Oh crap, I'm so so sorry.."
"I'M CALLING THE GOD-DAMN COPS!!"
And that's where he crosses the line.
"Buh-bye, sir, this face won't look pretty in prison."
"I BET YOU'RE AN UGLY RAT-FACED SKANK!! DIE IN A HOLE!"
Yup, that's it I'm leaving. This douchebag can freeze in the snow for all I care.
The guilt trip didn't hit me until I was done checking into the presidential suite (that's right: 26 year old Kira Young has a shiny gold Visa.)
What of the man died in the snow? What if his soul haunts me and possesses my body as vengeance? Uhhh, please, he will NOT do this face justice... BUT STILL. I feel like a.... a sinner.
I prepared a warm bubble bath for me and immersed myself in...
26 year old Kira is a bad person, guys.
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When in Sochi
Teen FictionThis isn't your ordinary fanfic. When an unhappy, awkward 16 year old small town Alaskan girl named Kira Young makes a wish under the Northern Lights, she immediately wakes up as a 26 year old sitting in a plane on her way to the Sochi 2014 Olympics...
