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oneirataxia; the inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. ((emo memeo to the extremo ; save me from this hell i call my life)) ⚠️ all the tw's ever istg ⚠️

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xix; real wiccan spells!1!!!!1!2!1!!!

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by coollittledude

by coollittledude

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hOw 2 sUmMon cHeF frOm sOutH pArK

u will need:
1 conch shell
69 scented candles
1 bowl of mashed potatoes
420 grains of salt
2 magic stones

how 2 summon chef:
1. take ur potatoes + cover them in salt
2. surround urself w the candles (make sure theyre lit - chef only comes to lit parties)
3. take ur potatoes + place them in the conch shell w the stones
4. draw a dick in ur conch potatoes
5. chef will come n sing in ur ears

aCtuaLLy wOrKss!!1!!1!1!!!!

xD bYe

i hate myself for doing this