I DIDNT FCKING REALISE IT WAS THEIR BIRTHDAY AND I SAW THAT IT WAS AND I WENT OUTSIDE AND SCREECHED
but i'm so proud of my elderly gay turtle what a good pure soft egg i'm glad they're having a happy time and a good life because they deserve it
but still
f o r t y
i'm breathing so fast holy fuck
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEYRE SO OLD
but i'd still let them bend me over a table any day oopsies
okay happy birthday ger ger. love ya.
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Randomoneirataxia; the inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. ((emo memeo to the extremo ; save me from this hell i call my life)) ⚠️ all the tw's ever istg ⚠️