The Bet

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'Hey baby...'

'Hey...'

'Hey you there?'

'Hello?'

'You just made my day from bad to worst. Do you know what time is this? It's lunch time for me so wtf do you want from me?!'

'I want you..,'

'So not happening.'

'I haven't even finish my sentence yet...'

'...'

'What I meant was I want you to text me back.'

'Why? I don't even know you.'

'Cause I want you too, no questions ask.'

'What are you, my dad? *rolls eyes*'

'I can be your daddy if that makes you listen to me. *Wink*'

'Perv.'

'I know you like me.'

'Whatever makes you sleep at night mate.'

'So how's work?'

'What do you care?'

'I'm just going to make a conversation going here.'

'Well stop cause I'm not interested. I got tons of works to do later.'

'Oh really?'

'Yup.'

'Then why did you keep on replying me, and fast might I add.'

'It's lunch time you douche, I told you that. And I'm on my phone at the moment since someone is so eager to talk to a total stranger.'

'I can be persistent sometimes.'

'Oh you don't say.'

'So what are you having for lunch?'

'Can you not?'

'Oh come on, it just food. Is not like I ask you what you're wearing now.'

'You're so annoying, I don't know why I even text you back.'

'Cause you love me, that's why.'

'Fyi Mr. Whatever, you just made it into my hate list. So good bye you douche.'

'Hate list? Sounds like a hit list to me. *Smirk*'

'*Middle finger*'