Monster Apocalypse - A Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction

Dealing With The Platypus

"Dang, Phineas. That movie was amazing! And it suits you, there being master builders in it and all. I wish we could build something in three seconds like on the movie!!" Isabella exclaimed. "Hmm..." Phineas said as he rubbed his 'chin' in thought. Ferb held out three fingers, every second taking one down. Three fingers, two fingers, one finger, no fing-- "Ferb, I know what we're gunna do today!!" Phineas said. "Really? Ya gotta interrupt me when you obviously could have waited, like, a third of a second to continue?" Narrator said. "Okay, sorry!" Phineas said. The narrator was silent, minus the fact that she said this line here and 100% didn't break the 4th wall. "Oh, hey! Where's Perry?" Phineas asked. Nobody knew the answer except the narrator. "Shut up, woman." Buford says, tired of this argument

A few moments of silence pass. "Anyway, let's get started!!" Phineas said. "Isabella, please go get some magnets? And baljeet and buford, get a small bit of rubber and thin leather if ya would. Ferb, can you go get a few small pieces of metal please?" Phineas said with a smile. They all agreed to their assignments and ran off to collect parts. Phineas started jogging to 'Blueprint Heaven' to get a blank sheet of blueprints for their invention for that particular summer day.

(Doofenshmirtz's Evil Incorpor-a-teeed!!)

Perry lands in a dive-roll through the window and onto the floor of Doof's apartment. "Ah, Perry the Platypus. How unexpected. And when I say unexpected, I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!!" Doof exclaimed. He cackled a bit, and reached over for a lever. It was a light grey tinted with green, and the handle part was a dark shade of purple. 

The lever made the platform underneath perry open up and drop Perry, and then lifted Perry back to normal height. But he was stuck sitting on a chair, the same color as the lever. Perry, now very shocked, attempted to struggle a bit. He had brown buckle restrains on both his arms and both his legs. There was a dark purple metal mold that perfectly fit Perry's hands and feet in and was attached to the chair, making Perry almost completely immobile. There was also a metal mold that Perry's full tail was trapped in and stuck to the chair. With the metal, Perry could not move at all with the exception of his head.. Then, an electronic metallic arm came and reached to grab Perry's fedora, dumping all of the tools out and such out into a drawer, and threw it back onto the poor monotreme. It hit his head with so much force, Perry's head was pushed down and made him wince a slight bit. 

"Now that your arms, hands, legs, feet, AND tail are all trapped and all of your tools are gone, there in no way for you to escape!!" Doofenshmirtz laughed maniacally. And not his usual aaaahehehiheeee, it was more of a psychotic AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

Perry had to admit, Doofenshirtz had become very much more evil than yesterday when he built the 'chocolate take-away-inator'. Bet'ch'ya can't guess what it did.

But what did Doofenshmirtz do to become this way? So evil in one night? It couldn't have been that simple. There must be something MORE to this equation... Perry thought.

"I can tell by the look on your face, you are wondering how I trapped you in such a well thought out manner AND didn't even give you a stupid backstory. Well, backstories are unnecessary and stupid traps are just as so. I'm not even going to say anything, except..." Doofenshmirtz gave a psychotic cackle as he pressed a button. A large machine came slowly from under the floor, smoke arising with it making it look even more evil. It was a wall of metal plates with small dark purple holders on it, each one holding a white dart with a red tip and red on the feathers near it's bottom. On the side of each, there was a thin but long strip that went down the dart. The strip was made of glass, and through it you could see a bubbling liquid in it. Every dart had a different colored mixture, whether it be a different shade or a completely different color. The wall held many darts, almost enough to double the population of the entire Tri - State Area. Double the Tri - State Area's population? Oh no... Perry thought. Perry then look at the giant ray next to the wall. Looks pretty plain, almost like his first inator.

Perry could feel negative energy continuously radiating from the many darts, or what Perry could assume, the green liquid. Perry then felt really strongly that this would end up almost... kinda... bad. Doofenshmirtz was actually evil this time, and Perry never knew that Doof would ever become this good at being evil. It shocked Perry very much.

"You see, Perry, me and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. decided to all go with a NEW evil scheme. Each of these darts holds a DIFFERENT... oh, what should I call it. Venom? Maybe an infection of some sort? Well, no matter it's name. Their venom is DNA that was customarily put together from scratch and another substance containing the DNA that when in contact with blood, will multiply like crazy. Thus, consuming your body with the venom and DNA that will turn you into a monster. And nobody knows what they will become, since no two darts are the same, since they all are from scratch... Did I say that already? Oh well. 

Anyway, also as far as I know there is no easy way of getting it out of your system once it multiplies, too! Unfortunately there are two flaws in this scheme. We were planning on making it so if you got scratched or bitten deep enough to bleed from the wound, it would start to infect that person as well. But, we could not figure out how so we just stuck with what we have already accomplished. Also, the cure can be found relatively easy, so if someone is injected with it before they fall asleep, they can't ever be infected... But at least we've hired the best of people to dart random people with this stuff. We call them S.T.O.U.D., Secret Team Of Undercover Darters. They are getting paid to shoot a dart at whoever they can. They are set to start darting at 1, and what is it? 12: 48, perfect!! Soon enough the~~" Doofenshortz continues monologuing as Perry continues to struggle from his trap, unnoticed by his captor.

This is something I need to fix! They can't turn everyone in Danville into monsters! They might dart Phineas and Ferb... NO!!! I must stop this, before it's too late!!! Perry thought in a panic, still continuing to struggle out of his trap. But to no avail, since he could move no more than his head and the slightest bit he could move his hips.

"~~OH! And one of the best parts is that L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. gave me the opportunity to test one. And I am going to be testing this on you. Then our next specific target will be your owners!! Phineas, Candace, Lawrence, the whole family. And how about I shoot their best friends, too? Yeah! But other than that, just random people will be darted. And since you can see, obviously there are not enough to shoot everyone in the world with. But lucky for us, we have an entire factory making them!! Soon, Perry the Platypus, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. will rule this whole pathetic world." Doofenshmirtz smirked. As soon as Doof's eyes laid on the Platypus, he laughed evilly, finding Perry's struggling too hilarious. 

"You know, Perry the Platypus, that you are not getting out of the trap. I thought it out completely. A steel chair built into the ground, I used the strongest of metals on your hands, feet and tail; and of coarse, for your arm and leg restraints. Well, let's just say they are made out of thick, thick, thick leather." Doofenshmirtz said with an evil grin. Perry continued to struggle until he was out of breath and officially realized that he could dot escape. 

Perry's P.O.V. -

He is going to test it on me and then go after the kids? No!! Nonononono, no, no!!! I must protect Phineas and Ferb!!!

I try struggling as much as I can, but to no avail still. I feel my energy levels dropping as I continue to struggle pointlessly. I soon realize, that faster than my energy, my hope levels are dropping too. I have no tools, no hands, and no tail to use. I won't be able to help Phineas and Ferb, I won't be able to stop this. But I can't let them get darted! I have to stop this, I need to keep them safe!! Oh, what the heck. They took care of themselves for a long while with the Doof apocalypse... I'm sure they will find out what is going on and take care of the situation... Or, at least I can only hope and pray that they can.

Doofenshmirtz ran over to the wall with the darts. He plucked a random one from around the middle of the left. "Let's see what this one will do! It's venom is a niiice dark shade of blue, so lets see what this baby can do!!" He said. He hooked it up to the inator and aimed at my stomach. He slowly moved his finger up the machine and over to the shoot button wit an evil smirk, intimidating me more and more. Once he finally reached the button, he waited a few seconds before pushing it. The dart flies right into the flesh of my chest. I could feel the 'venom' seeping out of the dart and into my body. I could feel it multiplying. I could feel it slowly taking over.

Then came pain. All over my body. I suddenly realize that I've been losing myself, almost falling asleep. That is what Doof said, once you fall asleep your gone... I feel my vision slip into darkness...