The Friendzone Project

03 | Ignore Him

Paige

"OKAY FIRST THING'S first, is that you gotta learn how to ignore him." Kile walked around as if he was a strict math teacher.

"When you see that man, all you have to do is to whip your head to the other direction. That's tip no. 1," Kile lectured. God, he was starting to sound like one of the characters of Gossip Girl.

"Milo doesn't notice people who he doesn't know, so when you see him, all you have to do is look at the other way! That way, Milo could not see your face." Kile clasped the both of his hands. "Got it?"

I mentally laughed. I don't know why the hell I thought of this weird plan. But if I am determined to remove these feelings that I have for Milo, then I shall do it.

"And what if he tries to talk to me?" I questioned.

Kile scoffed, "What if he talks to you? Since when did Milo ever notice you?"

I snarled at him. "That was harsh." I stated feeling a bit hurt. "But think of the possibilities!"

Kile thought about it for a minute or so. "Well if he ever talks to you, just pretend that you have a hearing defection." He stifled a laugh by the end of the sentence.

I rolled my eyes. "Really helpful."

"To sum it all up, don't look at him. Don't talk to him, and don't ever.." Kile looked at me dead straight on the eyes. "Don't ever fantasize about him."

I cringed. "What? Kile! No! I don't even fantasize him!" He's definitely crazy to even think of that.

"Stop denying. I know you do, after all he's your crush." Kile said with a smirk. "Hope you got this clear? Ignore him at all costs, okay?"

"Yep," I nodded. "That's easy." I said, full of confidence.

Kile gave me a look. "You think it's easy but by the time he looks at you, you forget everything I taught you." He dryly said.

I rolled my eyes. "I won't let you down, captain."

Kile gave me a huge grin. "Operation Friendzone Project is a go."

My brows knitted together. What did he just say? "Friendzone Project?" I asked him confusingly.

Kile clicked his tongue. "As lame as the title sounds, it's the only thing I can think of."

"Why don't you name it like Operation Goodbye Feelings? Besides, I think it's more fitting rather than what you suggested."

He glared at me. "I thought that the purpose and objective of this plan was to make your feelings gone and that you'd be able to look at Milo just a friend?"

I was at loss for words. For once, Kile said something so deep and something so.. sensible.

Kile gave me a long look, as if he was getting impatient with me. So I had no other choice but to agree with the title plan.