Klance Oneshots (Voltron) (KeithxLance)

Get Along

((THIS IDEA IS FROM INSTAGRAM USER @gayforvoltron I DID NOT COME UP WITH IT))

((Smut chapter with Power Bottom Keith))

"YOU KNOW WHAT KEITH?" Lance yelled.

"WHAT?!" Keith yelled back in response.

"S-SHUT UP, THAT'S WHAT!"

No one had any clue what the quiznack they were fighting about, but no one usually did. Everyone else was still half awake, eating their breakfast, when they stormed in, already at each others throats.

Hunk and Pidge just rolled their eyes and ignored it as usual. Coran hardly noticed, as he was telling some story no one was paying much attention to, and Allura was eyeing Shiro nervously. Shiro looked tired and slightly aggravated as soon as the red and blue paladins entered the room.

"Guys plea-" Shiro started, trying to interrupt their argument.

"OH WHAT A GREAT COMEBACK, YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!" Keith yelled at Lance.

The yelling was not at all necessary, they were literally right in each-others faces, inches apart.

"Just kiss already, Jesus." Pidge said, smirking at them.

"SHUT IT PIDGE!" The pair both yelled, before turning back to each other.

"NO! You two both need to shut up and stop hating each other!" Shiro suddenly said, not yelling but loud and firm. He was now standing from his seat, hands flat on the table. Everyone went silent for a second and stared. It was rare Shiro ever got angry at the other team members.

"I can't stop hating Keith! He's a jerk!" Lance said, now quieter.

"And Lance is a jealous idiot." Keith replied, sounding bored and agitated.

Shiro sighed and started to walk away from the table and towards the door.

"Shiro where are yo-" Allura began to call.

"I'll be right back, I'm getting something." Shiro int interrupted Allura, before leaving the room.

Everyone was silent while he was gone, but everyone had returned to their space goo, while Keith and Lance glared at each other. After a few minutes, Shiro came back, holding some red and blue cloth in his hand.

"I didn't think we'd actually have to use this, but since you guys can't get along..." Shiro muttered as he came to the table, laying out the cloth.

Which turned out not to just be a cloth, but a shirt. Technically two shirts sewn together, now big enough for two people, with the words "Get Along Shirt" written across it.

"You two are going to wear this and sit alone with each other for a few hours to solve this conflict. If you guys can't work together, it affects the whole team, it affects Voltron, and that can hurt people." Shiro said, facing the two paladins.

"Wait, wait.. I have to wear a shirt.. with Keith?!" Lance exclaimed, looking shocked and upset.

"Yup, and there's no way you're getting out of it. I had Pidge set up some tech crap on it, so we'll get an alert if you take it off. Which would mean you have to wear it a full day." Shiro explained.

"Pidge!? You helped with this?" Keith asked, shocked.

"Hell yeah, I think it'll help bring you two together." Pidge said, smirking at them both. 

"Come on, jackets off, shirts off." Shiro instructed, standing with his hands on his hips. 

"I hate all of you." Keith grumbled, pulling off his jacket.