Klance Oneshots (Voltron) (KeithxLance)

Sneaky Texts

(text messages)

Pidge: KEITH!!
Pidge: !!!!
Pidge: KEEEEIIIITTTHHH

Keith: I was training lol, what do you want?

Pidge: I have a question
Pidge: and I need you to be 100% honest

Keith: Scary, but what?

Pidge: Do you like Lance?
Pidge: and I don't mean as a friend
Pidge: I'm talkin the boyfriend way

Keith: wtf why???

Pidge: ANSWER THE QUESTION

Keith: Again, why do you care??

Pidge: you're my friend, you're part of Voltron, I see you check him out a lot sooooo
Pidge: I won't tell Lance if you do, I'm just curious

Keith: fine, I guess... I kinda like Lance??? Idk, he annoys me but he's also funny and cute and makes me smile ???? So i guess that means I like him idk

Pidge: I KNEW IT

Keith: pls don't tell Lance, he's straight as fuck, so it'll just be weird

*10 minutes later*

Pidge: um... Keith?

Keith: yeah..?

Pidge: so, I just looked on my phone and saw ur messages
Pidge: and they were sent while I was taking a shower..
Pidge: i never texted you..

Keith: WHAT
Keith: WHO HAD UR PHONE?!

Pidge: idk, but..
Pidge: it wasn't me
Pidge: and shiro's been with Allura and Coran working on mission stuff all day, so it probably wasn't any of them..

Keith: ..and Hunk was with me when I got the first message..

Pidge: you know what that means right? 😂😂

Keith: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, AND OF COURSE I KNOW
Keith: I'm going to kill Lance i stg

~real stuff now, not texts~

"I'm going to kill him.." Keith grumbled under his breath, tossing his phone onto the couch beside him.

"Who you gonna kill mullet head?"

"Of course, he has to come rub it in my face that I have feelings for him" Keith thought.

"I know you sent those texts." Keith sighed, not looking at Lance as he sat next to him.

"What texts?" Lance asked, faking innocence.

"I'm not stupid Lance, I know it was you, now leave me alone." Keith said, annoyed.

"Well I wouldn't say you're not stupid, but that's besides the point." Lance said, smirking at Keith.

"If you're gonna make fun of me for being gay or some shit, I'm not in the mood." Keith grumbled, starting to get up.

"Keith, wait." Lance said, grabbing Keith's wrist, suddenly sounding serious.

"What are you doing?" Keith sighed again, looking at Lance's grip on his wrist.

"Sit down, I wanna talk." Lance said, still serious.

Keith rolled his eyes and still refused to sit, trying to twist his hand from Lance's.

"I promise I'm not going to make fun of you, it's serious." Lance said, pouting at Keith this time.

Keith couldn't help but smile slightly at the pouting boy in front of him and sighed, taking his seat again.

"Fine, but one joke about it and I'm leaving." Keith compromised, looking at Lance.

"Okay, okay, deal." Lance said, his usual grin returning.

"Okay, talk." Keith said, folding his arms over his chest.

"First of all, I'm sorry I pretended to be Pidge, that was a shitty thing to do." Lance started.

"Yeah, it was, asshole." Keith scoffed.

"Can I continue please?" Lance said.

Keith nodded and Lance continued.

"Second, I'm not gonna laugh at you for being gay.. because I'm a bit gay.. well techinally bi.. but not straight as fuck, as you eloquently put in the texts.." Lance said, giggling as he talked.

Keith blushed even darker at this and turned his gaze towards his own legs, not looking at Lance anymore.

"And basically, I texted you like that because I wanted to know how you felt, but I was too nervous to ask you myself." Lance said, running his hand through his short brown hair.

"Wait wait wait, you were too nervous to talk to me? You, Lance, the guy who flirts with and talks to anyone who comes within 20 feet of him?" Keith asked, sarcastically.

"Yes, I was too shy to talk to you about it. Because I sorta, kinda, maybe like you too. In the gay way." Lance said, his face now tinted pink as well.

Keith's eyes shot up to look at Lance, who was now averting his gaze toward the ceiling.

"You like me in a gay way too?" Keith asked, still sounding unsure.

"Yeah.. I mean, you're hot as fuck, especially when you're training or when you're all emo and moody. Plus, you're a really good pilot and I think you're fun to be around, plus have you seen your ass? It's like, fucking insane, I mean I've seen some good asses in my day, but Keith, your ass is.."

Lance didn't get to finish his ass rant, because Keith took this opportunity to grab Lance's face and bring himself up to meet Lance's lips. Lance's eyes widened in shock, but he quickly responded by returning the kissing and wrapping his arms around Keith's waist. After a bit (well, not long enough in eith of their opinions), Keith pulled away, slightly out of breath.

"That's a really good way to shut you up." He said, smirking at Lance, who was still shocked.

"Um.. I totally support that, please, shut me up anytime." Lance stuttered, blushing.

~~ This was kinda short and not that well written, but I only had a small idea and tried to stretch it out lol. Hopefully the next one is longer and I'm planning for at least slight smut lol. ~~