Person A is a sarcastic piece of shit and person B has to keep damage control when person A roasts someone's existence to dust.
"Oi A, your such a (inset different name for a bundle of sticks)"
"Takes one to know one"
Replies A
"Duck you"
A stupid as hole rebuttals.
"I would, but your ugly ass wouldn't be enough to handle me. Must be the reason why the only woman that loved you was your mother. And you know why your nickname is 'the walking dictionary'?
Because you miniscule intelligence is the only thing that is interesting about you. honestly a dog would Fuck me better. And that isn't even beginning with your IQ-""OK that's enough"
Interjected B -whom was dragging A away- he watched as the idiot lay on the floor, in desperate need of alovera

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