1. Unrealistic house traits in characters.
It's like a Slytherin loves food and stays near the kitchen. It's not where their dorm is. A slacker Slytherin? Last time I checked, Slytherin's main trait is ambition. WHAT?!
A Gryfindoor doesn't like attention. Someone makes a Gryfindoor who thinks bravery is beneath them...?WHAT?!
A Hufflepuff is daring to a point of recklessness and hates food. Hufflepuffs aren't loyal. Ummm.... no. THE HECK?!
A Ravenclaw hates reading. A Ravenclaw hates learning (about new things not exactly school)
I literally cannot.
2. Observant to a point of psychotic.
Example: I see her, Myke, in her blue dress with ruffles that crawl up the side like a bad job on wrapping paper. Every fourth finger space there is a star, minuscule and barely visible, but I have collected all that I have seen. I collected her scab and placed it in my locket.
THE HECK?!?!?!?!
I just don't get fanfiction.
