"My name is Mary and I work at Advance Auto Parts? Do you need your car fixed?" -Keith
"Oh yeah, you have that plush bunny. Instead of cherry blossom petals, it's covered in lint." -Keith, talking about my Usa-chan plushie
"I'm gonna give birth to an orchid." -Keith
"Yay demonic possession." -Moose/Icey
"Stands for days!" -Moose/Icey
"Chicken nugget magnet." -Moose/Icey
"*wheeze noise*" -N/A
"If I'm Lucifer, then you're Lucifer's least favourite. Bye." -Moose/Icey
"Yeet yeet ba beep beep!"
"Dude, she's 22 and shorter than you." -Moose/Icey
"*irritated/depressed/sad/angry/tired/bored/some emotion moose noises*" -Moose/Icey
"We were born to make *kicks chair on accident* OW SON OF A PIE!!" -Moose/Icey
"I ship it, Moose." -Joy/Squirrel
"My name is Dean, I am 19, work phone." -Joy/Squirrel
"Squirrel, get the salt!!"-Moose/Icey while being hugged by someone who betrayed his/her trust
"Mweheheh." -Moose/Icey
(Thank you for reading! I apologize for the lack of updates. I am going through a rough time in my life at the moment. I want to thank all of you, as well as my friends (Squirrel, and Pervy Sage) for helping me through it. I hope you all have wonderful days. If you are having thoughts of ending it all, please don't. Don't be afraid to seek help if you need it. Talk to a trusted friend or loved one. They can help you. If you need professional help, get it, whether it be from a school guidance counselor or another professional. Things will get better. The rain cannot last forever. Please get help if you need it. Seek help. But whatever you do, don't give up.
Love,
Moose/Icey)
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Weird Quotes From Me and My Friends
RandomThis is just a compilation of odd and funny things my friends and I have said.