"Stop touching my arm fat!" -Keith
"My trunk is broken!" -Keith
"Rainbow celery!" -Keith
"Chicken legs!" -Keith
"Your special pork cutlet bowl is here!!" -Me, to a friend
"Earth is an interesting place." -Keith
"Fix my teeth, you sun people!!" -Keith
"My arms are too long." -Keith
"That's disappointing, just like my life." -Keith
"Be a lamb and shut the heck up." -Me
"I'm smart!! -raises arms-" -Keith
~Thank you for reading part one! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter!~
~Icey/Icy (it can be spelled either way)
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Weird Quotes From Me and My Friends
AlteleThis is just a compilation of odd and funny things my friends and I have said.
