"I'm gonna smell like IHOP,"
"You know what? I will hide everything you own in a very high spot," -Pervy Sage
"Wow, what a threat,"
"Math can go die in a ditch," -Pervy Sage
"My brain's like 'hey, guess what *middle finger*'," -Pervy Sage
"Go cat, give that woman your herpa-syphil-aids," -Pervy Sage
"*Pac-Man noises*" -Pervy Sage
"For someone my age, that's one of the highest scores," -Pervy Sage
"That's the only time you can score,"
"I'm surprised people haven't paid you for your b.s. fortune telling," -Pervy Sage
"Well, most of my predictions are correct, so *bleep* you,"
"It looks like you fingered Smurfette," -To my mom when she stuck her hand in a cupcake with blue icing
"It's a phone tower," -MegaWeebNerd
"*headbanging to the Attack On Titan opening*" -MegaWeebNerd
"*to the rhythm of the AOT opening while headbanging* Nananananananananana Hitler did nothing wrong," -MegaWeebNerd
"Straws are to suck, not blow," -MegaWeebNerd
"Maybe because you're blowwwww *hrm* excuse me," -MegaWeebNerd
"Corrin makes me feel better,"
"I feel better about being called abusive. I finally defeat Sonic the Hedgehog and it makes me happy,"
"His name is Corn,"
"I accidentally said the f word in front of my mom,"
"Keith, what do you call that?"
"Breaking my ankles," -Blue
"I spread positivity like wildflowers, or my legs," -Blue
"Not if you cut off one or both of your thumbs,"
"I'm so tired I started talking about cutting thumbs off in Spanish,"
"I can teach you how to swear in French,"
"I know how to threaten someone in Chinese,"
"*puts Quizizz name as 'CuzImZachMcGlone'*"
"Because I am THE Zach McGlone,"
"I got fifth because I'M ZACH MCGLONE,"
"This is the weirdest class I have all day," -Mrs. Brundage
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Weird Quotes From Me and My Friends
RandomThis is just a compilation of odd and funny things my friends and I have said.
