"I have a corn-cussion (sounds like 'concussion'), -Darah
"Don't throw knives at me," -Miss Hanzlik
"*signs our band director up for online dating using his school email*" -G
"What the f***, G?!" -Stamp On The Lamp (band director)
"We torture our band director,"
"I'm gonna lay on the big 'W' in the middle of the basketball court, please don't step on me while I'm sleeping,"
"What the freaking heck?! GET IT TOGETHER!" -Annetta
"I thought you said 'abortion'," -Darah
"Just click the f-ing thing," -Darah
"You guys are going to make me drink," -Mr. Pressell
"You want help getting that A," -Link
"What, he doesn't get any sugar in the classroom?" -Darah
"I just want some McDonalds," -Link
"Oh, bet!" -Link
"*energetically playing All Star on the drumset*" -Link
"Right there! Shiny thingy!" -While helping Link find a paperclip
"When I come back I'm gonna tackle you," -Link
"Why did you hit me in the face with a poptart?"
"My poptart is depressed," -Joy
"Okay, Mini Elric," -Pervy Sage
*at the intersection of two hallways*
"Fancy meeting you here,"
"Come here often?" -Ness
"*obnoxious aww-ing*" -Joy
"*a lot of screaming during Minecraft*"
"Lexi, you nugget,"
"You know what has good songs? Every Metallica album," -Pervy Sage
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Weird Quotes From Me and My Friends
AlteleThis is just a compilation of odd and funny things my friends and I have said.
