Weird Quotes From Me and My Friends

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"Your hair smells good," -Joy

"Do you like my butt?" -Blue

"*singing* You are the ocean's grey yeet- No, wait- You are the ocean's gay yeet,"

"Oh I love that!" -Blue

"Wow, you need a life," -Mom

"All I do in Geometry is listen to 'outdated' music and eat,"

"My youtube history goes from nerdy to 'is this really a teenage girl',"

"Ezio is a dark knight, coming to put a curse on your heart," (Ezio is Link's kitten)

"I'm confused about why we call the vice principal 'Uncle Nooch',"

"Nothing like room temperature chocolate milk to wake me up,"

"Ezio is a ninja cat," -Link

"Jerry is being needy," -Link

"Oh I love that, I have a bodyguard," -Blue

"They yeet themselves off that bridge with no hesitation. Same,"

"This is my tenth chromebook this year," -Keith

"I need love,"

"Love *proceeds to crush my upper arm*" -Blue

"Be *slap* o *slap* kay! *slap*" -Blue, trying to cheer me up

"I just got smacked by a child!"

"Uncle, don't try to bet me money you don't have," (my uncle tried to bet me a non-existent $5 to eat a whole hot pepper)

"I love flamingos, but this is paper mache, so *keeps cutting the head off a paper mache flamingo*" -Hannah 

"*has knives between her fingers* I'm a very sad Wolverine," -Hannah

"Wait, I'm smart enough for AP English?"