Mine DoFlamingo X Reader

Nine

Your wedding was huge. Literally the entire kingdom was there. You got so many presents. For lack of anyone else, you asked Grey to be your maid of honor. Turns out he was a raging homosexual and was more than happy to wear a dress.

Your dress was relatively simple. Just a plain white gown made of soft fabric. Your hair was pulled up and you managed to keep your limp barely noticeable.

DoFlamingo wore a hot pink suit, of course. His feather coat was still draped over his shoulders, he still wore his sunglasses, and his gold ring earrings were replaced with sapphire studs. He almost cried when he saw you.

But his voice and hands were steady as he said his vows and put your ring on your finger. A plain gold band. He'd wanted to give you something extravagant, but you'd wanted something simple.

You did the same for him and DoFlamingo had you in his arms before the priest could say, "You may kiss the bride."

You ended up throwing the cake at each other as opposed to eating it, and the whole thing devolved into a food fight. Later, laughing, covered in cake, and holding DoFlamingo's hand, you walked home with your husband.

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"Did you really have to throw the cake?" DoFlamingo grumbled as he scrubbed the icing from your hair.

"You threw it too, you big baby." Reaching into the bubbles that floated on top of the bath water, you put a bunch on your face and turned around. "I have a beard now."

"And here I thought I married a woman. Shame."

"Is that all you have to say about this?"

"Yep."

"Well then."

DoFlamingo wiped the bubbles off of your face.

"Bully." You crossed your arms and pouted.

"Don't pout." He gathered you up in his arms and stepped out of the water, setting you down and starting to dry you off.

"Yes. Clean me, peasant."

"I'm the king of this whole kingdom, (Y/N)."

"Ah, yes, but compared to the Queen you may as well be a peasant."

"Remind me again why I married you."

"Because." You kissed him. "You luv me."

Smiling, he picked you up again and carried you to bed, laying you down and crawling on top of you. "Know what comes next then, your majesty?"

You considered it. "Sleep?" You asked hopefully.

"Nope. Babies."

"Oh my."

~Five hours later~

"Okay, now I'm sleeping, get off of me you great big oaf." Shoving weakly at DoFlamingo's shoulder, you whined to make your point. He let you push him away, settling down next to you and pulling you close.

He buried his face in your hair and wrapped his arms around you. You were asleep in about five seconds.

~~~
You woke up with DoFlamingo sleeping on top of you. 'He's finally done it,' you thought. 'He's finally rolled over and squished me.' You managed to free one hand from beneath his crushing weight. 'Sorry, Doffy,' you thought before you pinched him as hard as you could.

He jerked up, roaring like an animal. He looked around the room, snarling, before he noticed you laying beneath him with an apologetic look on your face.

"I'm sorry, Doffy."

"(Y/N) why."

"You rolled over, you were squishing me."

With a tired sigh, Doffy flopped down next to you. "Next time, take one for the team and be squished for a bit."