Dan is walking home from the store, his hands occupied by the two bags. His phone goes off and he sighs dropping the bags on the ground. He pulls his phone out, smilling, because he already knows who is on the othe end of the line.
"Hello Phil, What seems to be the problem mate?"
"There is another animal in the flat."
Dan sighs "Again?"
"Yes, its not dangerous but i dont waht to with it."
"Alright well im on my, love, be home soon."
They hang up and Dan continues on home.
....
Phil smiles and pets the cat who is curled up on his lap.
"Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world."
"Aren't you allergic to cats?"
Dan says walking in.
Phil pets the cat slower. "maybe"
"Phil" Dan says,drawing out the 'L'.
Phil smiles "I know it has to go. I already called the animal services. They should be here soon.
A few minutes later the cat is off and going to a new home, while Dan and Phil are in theirs.
Dan is locking the door when he hears a sneeze and Phil call out "There may be cat hair on your bed"
"Phil!"
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phan oneshots
Fanfictiona bunch of little oneshots about Phan. some are fluff, and some are angst. any story with tiggers will be labeled
