phan oneshots

war

Dan is running to the headquarters, a netrual spot, to collect materials for his barricades. As he grabs a brick he touches something warm. A hand. He looks up and sees Phil lester, the leader of the apposing side. Dan pulls his hand away in disgust.
"What are you doing here lester?" Dans voice dripping with hate.
"I have every right to be here Howell" Phil's voice is softer. Dan rolls his eyes. Dan quickly runs back to his base. As him and one of his comrades are finishing the wall, his comrade was shot with a sleeping dart. Dan looks up, searching for who ever got his friend. Suddenly he is looking into bright pools of blue, green and yellow swirling around. Phil lester.
Dan picks his friend up, typing in the code for the door. He looks back at Phil once more. Phil is smiling but his eyes are full of guilt, sorrow, and regret. Phil whispers. "PJ used to be my friend too Dan." Phil's voice goes even softer. " so did you"

Phil walks back to his base slowly. He doesn't even care if he gets shot. Seeing Dan makes him sad. He lost his best friend. And..and the person who he loved the most. Phil has tears in his eyes as he walks into his own base. Chris notices and walks over to him
"Are you alright mate?"
Phil shakes his head.
"Did you see Dan again?"
" you'd think I'd be over that twat by now."
Phil goes into his own room, think about how it all started.

one of the villagers from Dan's village was holding Phil's most prized possession in the air, waving it around. Phil tried to get back peacefully, but alas, war was declared.

There was a knock at the door. Chris walks in.
"There was a message. Tomorrow at noon Dan wants us to meet to in the middle. He has declared full on war."

Dan takes his best soldiers and marchs to the battle. He's ready to end this once and for all. Its 5 till 12 and Dan sees Phil already standing there.
"You're early." Phil remarks.
"I couldn't wait to see your face, pretty boy."
Phil rolls his eyes. "Why are we here anyways."
"I'm ready to settle this." Dan answers, tossing a grenade back and forth between his hands.
a shot is fired. Neither side is entirely sure who started it but firing from both sides starts. Dan locks eyes with Phil and charges to him.
Phil isn't eager to shoot Dan, so he turns and runs. Dan hesitated for a moment before chasing after him. Phil climbs a tree quickly and waits for dan to walk under it. A few minutes later there Dan is. Phil waits a second and then jumps down. Dan is so startled that he falls to the ground. Phil stands over with the gun on Dans chest.
"I didn't want to do this to you. But you started it. And I'm so sick of fighting. So sick of it. This is all your fault. Why? Why oh why did it have to come to this? You were my best friend, but more importantly, you were my first love. And I'm still not over you. Those shy kisses we held behind old building or how we use to softly touch each other's hand when no one could see. The way we used to lie in bed at night and talk about our future until the sun came up. Did that mean nothing to you? It's to late now. I can't keep fighting. We have to end this. And there is only way to do that."
Phil puts his hand in the trigger.
"Phil please don't do this. I love yo-"
Bang
As the blood flows out of Dans body phil sits on the grass and and starts to cry. He gets ready to shoot another bullet.
"I love you too"
Bang
The curtains close. Dan stands up and he and phil walk backstage.
"Good job killing me tonight."
Phil plants a kiss on Dans cheek.
"That was easy. It was harder killing myself"
Dan rolls his eyes. "Come on. Back out stage for the bow."
First the extras walk in and take a bow. Then Pj and Chris walk on and take bow. Dan grabs Phil's hand and they walk on stage together taking their bow. When they finish, Phil gives Dan a kiss. Dan blushes and the whole cast takes one final bow together.