mads040511 you said you wanted a second part, so here you go.
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Phil! Oh my god are you..what the fuck!!! You blood is pitch black."
"Honestly I have not paid for music since 2005"
"I forgot that was a crime"
"Me too"
Dan smiles. "I think the relationship is off to a great start."
"So do I"
...
Phil is walking home with Dan. His finger is still bleeding.
"Jesus Christ. I've never seen anyone bleed so much." Dan says laughing.
"It's not funny."
"So. Is downloading illegal music all you've done?"
Phil blushes. "When I was five I stole a candy bar."
Dan dramatically places a hand on his chest.
"I-I don't know if this relationship can work. I mean, how could you Philip." Phil rolls his eyes. "What about you? I know you've done something wrong."
"Well. When I was 15 I killed a kid"
"Wait wait wait what?" Phil stops
Dan laughs "oh my god. Phil I was joking."
Phil sighs. "Oh okay"
They get to Phil's flat and Phil leads Dan to his living room.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to get a bandage."
Dan nods and he looks around. Phil is putting a bandaid on when he hears
"Oh my god!" And a loud bang. Phil walks out and sees Dan on the floor holding a dvd.
"Dan?"
"You have death note? And Uma Thurman? And Winnie the Pooh?"
Phil giggles. "Wanna watch one?"
...
It's 12 at night Dan has fallen asleep. Phil's looks at Dan, smiling.
"I love you."
Dan stirs. "I love you too, but I want to sleep. So shush. "
Phil let's out a tiny giggle and carries dan to his bedroom
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phan oneshots
Fanfica bunch of little oneshots about Phan. some are fluff, and some are angst. any story with tiggers will be labeled
