"Hey"
"Hi. What's shakin', bacon?"
"Really?"
"Yes really. Now, tell me what's crack-a-lackin', homeslice?"
"....... *muffled laughter*"
"Hello?"
"I'm sorry. *snorting* I can't. *giggling* Homeslice, really? *complete hysterics*"
"Yes, for your information these phrases are very cool and I am simply bringing them to the attention of those who don't realize it."
"Right, so what's crack-a-lackin' is I'm at the hospital doing my calculus homework."
"Really, calculus homework. Ugh, c'mon hospital's have amazing food."
"Really you're thinking about food. I didn't realize hospitals specialized in the culinary arts. Besides I'm not really in the mood for green mush on a plastic plate."
"Of course I'm thinking about food, I'm always thinking about food. No, not the green mush, the pudding cups and those awesome little cookies with the cream in the middle and the jam on top."
"Oh okay, *chuckle* I'll guess I'll have to keep an eye out then."
"There you go, start spending your time a little more wisely young man. I'm quite disappointed in you. Now go, off into the sunset to find your true love, the little jam and creme cookies!"
"Umm, but....."
"GO I SAID!"
"Okay, okay I'm going. Bye."
"Bye."
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Stay Your Life
Short Story"I'm not going to save your life. I'm going to stay your life." "What?" "Stay your life. I'm going to help keep your life exactly the same." "Did you just come up with that?" "Maybe." ⩶ A story in which a girl finds the normalcy in a boy...
