Mostly Solangelo Stuff

Ships???

Rynico:

Percy: what da faqu

Nico: I'm f*cking gay

Will: LANGUAGE!!!

Jason: no...Just no...

Ryena: Nico is like a brother... So NO!!!

Piper: no no no no... SOLANGELO FOREVA

Jason: YA *high fives Piper*

Frazle:

Percy: THIS IS MY SHIP!!  LET IT SAIL FOREVER. I AM GOANA BE FRAZLE BABYS GODFATHER!!!

Annabeath: gods Percy chill. I love this ship i think it is amazing and adorable.

Piper: *cries* I love it so much. The innocence and pure beauty.

Jason: ummm.... Ok then pipes. I love it. I ship it.

Nico: as long as Frank is good to Hazel, I am good with it.

Frazel: *blushes*

Leo: it's all good. I ship it. Hey, will your babies turn into animals randomly... No would they turn into gems?!?

Everyone:  ...

Leo: just asking!

Brason:

Jason: WHY IS EVERYONE SHIPPING ME WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS?!? I feel betrayed.

Leo: I SHIP IT!!! *Hands Jason brick*

Piper: *grabs brick and throws it out the window* no. Just no.

Percy:*snickers* i- I think it is funny... But I don't ship it. Sry brick...

Brick: but I love Jason.

Piper: HE IS MINE!!! * Grabs brick and one of Leo's sledgehammers, smashes brick*

Jason: violent...

Nico: *smug smile*

Will: Nico, what are you planning?

Nico: nothing. Nothing at all. Hey Leo I need your help. Code red.

*Leo and Nico run off*

Annabeath: I don't ship it. And will, calypso, go make sure they aren't killing anything...

Jastler:

Jason: is that me and a stapler?!?
I SWEAR TO ZUSES THE NEXT PERSON WHO SHIPS ME WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT WILL BE HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK!!!

Leo: ok then sparky*hands Jason a stapler*

Piper: no nope never. The stapler needs to die.

Percy: lol funny thing, yesterday I found Jason with a collection of staplers...

Annabeath: what? Why?

Jason:...

Piper: grrrr *runs off to kill stapler collection*

Calypso: *makes eye contact with leo, Nico and Will*

Will: Jason, about that stab wound the other day,

Jason: ya?

Will: I need to check up on that, *walks over too Jason*
CODE BLUE I REPEAT CODE BLUE

*Will whips banner out of nowhere and wraps Jason in it. It says 'i ❤ staplers' and 'i❤bricks' over and over. Leo throws bricks and staplers at Jason. Calypso laughing too hard she can't breathe.
Piper comes back...*

Leo: RUN, RUN NICO ESCAPE!!!

*they all grab onto Nico and he shadow travels away*

Percy: hahahah lol that was amazing

Annabeath:what just happened?

Jason: mmph

Hazel: ummm okaayyy...

Frank: *walks over to unwrap Jason*

Piper: Annabeath, come with me we have people to kill.

Jason: wait for me!